False Profits

To Benefit off something fake/fictional or To accuse someone of not speaking truthfully.

Definition 1: "batman and spider-man are both great false profits."

Definition 2: "I'm tired of you and your false profits, just tell me the truth."

by SonHunter May 28, 2018

Failed First

If a girl doesn't break her hymen in their first sexual experience, leaving the girl a virgin. While the male lost his.

This usually happens when the guy has a small dick, and break the hymen

Girl: I don't feel anything
Boy: It's so good

Boy: Wait, you didn't feel anything

Girl: yea, I think that means i failed first

by AbbuTheWuvly June 12, 2018

False Sober

Recalling a false fact or memory about being under the influence of drug or alcohol.

Person 1: “ Last night reminded me that puking actually feels really good when your drunk.”
Person 2: “Nah dude, remember, you said it felt like death. I think you’re having a False Sober.”

by Potatoe pealer July 24, 2018

Failiens

Fapping Aliens that spread the knowledge of hentai and brag about it.

Failiens Hide that they worship the secret land of hentai.

by Lord Mingleberry September 23, 2018

False Rider

Someone who’s only there for the ride( through the good times) then blame other people when they face the consequences of their actions.

He used to be my good friend, he was there. He was there having fun with us, apparently he was just a False rider.

by Kenny19 November 27, 2018

False doctrine

When someone says some wacky shit that ain’t true, and you have to let them know it not right.

Person 1) my dicks 12” long

Person 2) that’s false doctrine

by Ryker Nelson February 16, 2019

false shooter

Someone who claims to shoot something or someone, like a school, and not do it.

I knew a guy who was a false shooter, and got a felon at 18.

by happyatcommonsense February 28, 2019