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Tylerism: First Edition

A book of life, botany, and the wonders of the world, all combined in one.
Shawn: What's your fave book?
Cassy: Thesauraus.Yours?
Shawn: Mine's Tylerism: First Edition.
Cassy: Isn't that a religion for dumbass's, moron's, and idiot's?
Shawn: Not anymore.
by TKLV April 14, 2009
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First Wheel

When one person is being followed by a couple (Its usually an awkward couple).

-The first wheel on a tricycle is being followed by two wheels, real bikes have two wheels
My friend took this chick out to a dance and they just followed me around. OMG this must be a first wheel!
by Blk_Armor_Zero October 1, 2010
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firawesome

1. A state of awesome that is way beyond the regular.

2. An awesome guy, who has a lot of hair on his chest, making him manly and awesome all, at the same time.

3. Fierce + Awesome = Firawesome
Check out that guy by the pool, he is FIRAWESOME!!

Rawr! Get your firawesome on!
by neenoism January 11, 2012
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first rate

That movie last night was first rate
by josoboy July 30, 2016
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First Ho

This is a title used to describe a woman who is the mistress for the president. It is similar to "First Lady," but because the gal is a ho, she's the "First Ho."

Pioneers in the "First Ho" movement include the first US president, George Washington was rumored to have had a mistress, a black slave, named Venus. Abraham Lincoln had a man ho named Joshua Speed. He doubled up when he later went for one of his bodyguards. Then we had JFK, who was known to be a total player, most famously with Marilyn Monroe. Monroe was the most famous First Ho. Most recently we had Bill Clinton with Monika Lewinski.

In summary, being president is a total panty-dropping move, and being the president's panty-dropper makes you the First Ho.
Allison: My friend just called Monika Lewinski the "First Ho." I had never heard that term before, so I laughed so hard that coffee shot out my nose. It hurt like a B!

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by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies September 21, 2016
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first love

The one who will forever & permanently give you understanding of really loving another without regard for yourself. The first will mark you with a definition of love so heavily that no one will ever live up to the expectation of what she brought to you. Years later, you will think of her daily and have this greatest of hope that she is truly happy in life. You will always be so thankful that you had this great present from this person and will treat it as the greatest of treasure. But the biggest problem with a first love is , having never experienced it before, you may not know what you ever had until it slips away , never to be found again.
A first love is the ultimate paradox. Pleasure & pain.
by TRC , 7/66 March 30, 2021
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pinch punch first day of the month

Stupid kids do this... When it's the first day of the month.
When I was around grade 5, people would pinch, then punch my arm, and say ' Pinch, punch, first day of the month! '
Person: pinch punch first day of the month !
Me:
by Vx_J November 1, 2017
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