fat-assism

when someone eats so much and they don't care what, to which they have a disease or condition called fatassism

i have a disease. it's called fat-assism.

by javier montoya jose rodriguez December 13, 2010

Fat wopper

A big shit

oi oi lad i gotta take a fat wopper

by kenkie October 26, 2016

finals fat

The extra girth that is accumulated from eating fast fatty food to enable you to study longer in finals season. This often take place much later at night than you would normally eat.

"I don't think that shirt fits you."

"Yeah, I bought it last week when I was skinny, but now I'm finals fat."

by greenranger April 16, 2014

Mind Fat

Someone who is so lazy that they can't even be bothered to do something that requires the smallest amount of cognitive ability.

Ezra: I found a place to get cheap iPod headphones!

Chase: WHERE?

Ezra: They're like 6 bucks on the Internet

Chase: Meh, I don't care THAT much

Ezra: You are so mind fat

Chase: ...

Ezra: ...Want me to get you the link?

by Mr. Body Massage October 5, 2009

fat squad

A group of fat girls that are thirsty for other peoples men. Usually traveling in packs they try to get into the friend zone by buying the men drinks or buying them things.

The fat squad was out in full effect last night at the club trying to scoop up all our men.

by NikkiNicole May 6, 2013

Fat Rooster

A big, fat, engorged cock with ginger pubes.

Roger did my ass with this fat rooster.

I sucked my uncle’s fat rooster.

by Eaton Holgoode January 6, 2018

fat swany

The act of shoving a whoopie pie down your pants creating the illusion that you have a huge dick.

That bitch last night gave me a HUGE fat swany!

by BigPhatBoi June 16, 2017