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alternative for hangry; used by people who do not like to be labelled hangry
alternative for hangry; used by people who do not like to be labelled hangry
Ian: How is your boss treating you, son?
David: Like I’m a brainless drone who owes him my soul.
Ian: You don't have to be rude, I was just making conversation,
David: Oh sorry, it is just that I'm fastrated
Ian: What does that mean, fastrated?
Debrah: It means that he is hangry, and of course he is, he only ate chips for lunch!
David: Like I’m a brainless drone who owes him my soul.
Ian: You don't have to be rude, I was just making conversation,
David: Oh sorry, it is just that I'm fastrated
Ian: What does that mean, fastrated?
Debrah: It means that he is hangry, and of course he is, he only ate chips for lunch!
by StoryfromAthens January 11, 2026
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