Ethan

A man who cannot read.

Wow, I can't believe Ethan is 20 and he still cannot read

by SenatorRert April 25, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is the type of person you hate being around. Usually Ethan’s are homosexual and are very ugly. If you see an Ethan run the other direction quickly before he tries to rape you.

Hey watch out he’s an Ethan, I heard they are very gay and like to rape older men

by Littlejimmy778 February 11, 2018

Ethan

The worst guy you will ever meet. He will first make you fall for him and you may date but he will never hang out with you and then get his ugly friend to dump you because he is a pussy and too scared to do it himself!He will go date his Ex and a few of your friends and you will feel like shit! THIS HAPPENED TO ME I HATE ETHANS!

My Ex named Ethan is a literal Dick

by NVrzs=5-kngh, February 16, 2018

Ethan

Small little shit.

She has ethan

by CohenWood November 4, 2019

Ethan

Agressive. Typically blonde. Looks stupid. Has poor taste in women. Beats his meat often.

No one likes Ethan.

by BlakeSwaggy June 16, 2015

Ethan

An Extremely moist and white un-attractive guy who has poor hygiene. Very ratchet!

Ethan: I'm Moist

by HiKidz November 4, 2013

Ethan

The worst bike rider you will ever meet. Complete disgrac to BMX society. Says he can hafcab crankflip but it's actually a U turn to crankflip. Also thinks he can manual 180 but it's actually a huge ass carve to 90. Sucks at riding.

Ethan: hey check out my manual 180

Armin: more like carve to 180

Chris: "silently laughs "

by Haheoahoebsoj j November 17, 2016