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England

England is the largest and most populous country that make up the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. It's capital is London.

England physically borders Scotland and Wales. Geographically it is at the northwestern edge of Europe (together with the island that makes up Ireland/Eire).
The United Kingdom comprises England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland. England is the largest and most populous.
by YahooInTheUSA January 12, 2008
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England

An average country, not brilliant, not awful. Everyone in England is stereotyped as ignorant, conceited and horrible, but you can't judge a whole group of people based on what you see in the media, and the behaviour of some pricks. No one I know particulary likes England, and I've lived here my whole life. The stereotype of conceited is just that, a stereotype. How you call a whole country ignorant based on your observation of a minority, I don't understand. Anyway, England is fine, it has its ups and downs, like every country, but it judged unfairly.
England... A country judged as 'ignorant' by people classifying a whole countries people on the minority. Yeah, who's ignorant....?
by StereotypingIsIgnorant. November 4, 2011
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ENGLISH PATIENT

Verb) The act of sitting down and defecating at the same time. This, in turn, will make feces fill the anal crevasse upon which the owner of said feces will wait until said feces forms into hard crust. This, can then in turn, be used as a dagger or a boomerang in which small children and hemophiliacs can enjoy. Corn bits and other nondigestive foods add to the aerodynamics as well as the sharpness of the finished product.
For the talent show, Beirne made an English Patient on stage and decided to use it as a microphone until he became hungry and ate it.
by Jay Cavaiola June 23, 2007
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England

A country criticized by America because it isn’t full of people having their teeth removed and replaced with plastic so that they look "cool".
The country that invented the English language and has as much right as America to create and use slang.
A country that invented TV so pig-ignorant people could watch inacurate TV shows about how English people have bad teeth and talk weird.
by Choo-Choo McGrew June 3, 2007
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English Orgasm

The sexual sensation when one is aroused by the utterance of a word.

Warning: When reading this definition, one might be aroused. Don't be frightened if you feel inhibited to perform a sexual act... On a partner... roommate... or oneself...
Computer: "Apocalypticism- Messaniac tendencies."
Erika: "Say that five times fast! ;) "
Tal: "I think I just had my first English Orgasm."
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England

Full of sheep shagging inbred bastards that suck each other of 24/7 because their dirty gay faggots
I went to England yesterday and I noticed the sheep’s arseholes were an abnormal size from what they used to be
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Bastardised English

What Americans speak.

It probably pisses you guys off that the rest of the world hates you, but seeing as you only just found out that there actually IS a rest of the world (shock horror) and you barely know who they are, why does it matter, eh?
1. It's fucking JAG-YOU-ARE, not JAG-WAR. The brand is from fucking Britain. It's pronounced however the British pronounce it.

2. America has come pretty far, I think they sent a bloke to space in the 60s or something and have caused one hell of a lot of global warming. So you're right there.

3. Americans do have better oral hygiene, so you're right there too. You can be safe in that knowledge when you're driving around in your fucking stupid pickup truck with a unnecessarily big 7 litre V8 under the bonnet which uses more petrol to go 2 metres than the average British car uses to go 50 miles. The example has to include Bastardised English, so there it is.
by A British Wanker May 14, 2009
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