dry bits

The vagina of an english woman who is over the age of 65 and has not had sex in over 10 years nor is she likely to before she dies.

The english woman was hoping the gardener would satisfy her but it was obvious that her dry bits were not desirable to anyone.

by Allison's Giant Bush January 29, 2010

Dry Patch

A period of time in which you don't have sex because you can't find anyone willing to fuck you.

Chad: You an incel brah?
Ralph: Nah, im just going through a dry patch...

by Rafitz July 6, 2019

Dry commenting

Commenting on a post without reacting to the post. Some OPs get annoyed about this, because they have nothing better to do than refresh the number of likes and loves on their post, hoping it will go up.

"Why you always dry commenting on people's posts in this group? and you never make your own memes. GTFO"

by wondercito March 11, 2021

Dry Compressor

The machine accidentally used on Barry Chuckle (of chuckle brothers fame) that sucked the moisture from his face. The machine has since been discontinued.

Look, he's been in the Dry Compressor!

by Paul Chuckle BBC November 22, 2010

dry-belly

one who consumes any alcoholic beverage without eating any food beforehand, hence "dry-belly"

Dude, I totally puked when I drank some Captain dry-belly.

by A_Passion_Play February 6, 2006

dry sex

Its something to do when your to young to have
sex. Its like Dry Humping Which is humping
with cloths on.

Spencer and I had dry sex last night.
I cumed like so much.

by DeathFixation December 9, 2008

dry humping

Dry Humping -or- Dry Sex
The act of two bodies rubbing together to create sexual release, well... release for the girl. Guys complain about it because it does nothing to them. So its sexist sex.

“Dude, dry sex is lame.”

by Heather Inde April 26, 2005