Meaning To Only Participate Dwight Yoakam Related Things
The Four Rules To Stay By On a Dwight Yoakam Diet:
1. Listening To Only Songs With/About/Relating to Dwight Yoakam.
2. Watching Only Things With/About/Relating to Dwight Yoakam.
3. Reading Only Books About/By/Relating to Dwight Yoakam.
4. Eating Only Dwight Yoakam Brand Food.
The Four Rules To Stay By On a Dwight Yoakam Diet:
1. Listening To Only Songs With/About/Relating to Dwight Yoakam.
2. Watching Only Things With/About/Relating to Dwight Yoakam.
3. Reading Only Books About/By/Relating to Dwight Yoakam.
4. Eating Only Dwight Yoakam Brand Food.
Ron: Kimberly has been listening to Dwight Yoakam non-stop,
it's driving me insane, but I don't know why she won't quit!!
David: Because She's Been on The Dwight Yoakam Diet!
it's driving me insane, but I don't know why she won't quit!!
David: Because She's Been on The Dwight Yoakam Diet!
by Yoakam not Yoakum September 2, 2009
Get the The Dwight Yoakam Dietmug. 1. Colorectal cancer to own the libs.
2. Cow-based charlatanism; runs in families.
3. Keto 4.0, for incels.
2. Cow-based charlatanism; runs in families.
3. Keto 4.0, for incels.
'Did you hear about Benjamin, he's started that all-beef diet after spending several hundred dollars accessing nutritional advice from a quack with zero qualifications, all in the hope it'll bring him closer to her equally kooky dad.'
'Well, there was a recent outbreak of BSE, so let's hope CJD does its thing and this distinctly boneheaded contingency collectively win the next few decades' Darwin Awards.'
'To be fair, bovine spongiform encephalopathy does accurately describe the brain states of these pathological simpletons.'
'Well, there was a recent outbreak of BSE, so let's hope CJD does its thing and this distinctly boneheaded contingency collectively win the next few decades' Darwin Awards.'
'To be fair, bovine spongiform encephalopathy does accurately describe the brain states of these pathological simpletons.'
by TwoBitVigilante November 17, 2018
Get the all-beef dietmug. A diet which consists of eating and drinking nothing leading to some minor bloating which can be reversed by eating a single cracker a month.
Person 1: OH MY GOD! You look amazing! You must've lost 60 lbs in the past couple weeks! What's your secret?
Extrememly thin person 2: Oh thanks! Yah, I'm totally on the third world diet! But it gives me gas!
Extrememly thin person 2: Oh thanks! Yah, I'm totally on the third world diet! But it gives me gas!
by mizzen June 3, 2008
Get the third world dietmug. by Yahslily August 31, 2015
Get the Jenny Crack Dietmug. A diet consisting primarily of plant foods with few or no animal products. Not to be confused with being vegan, though vegans do eat a 100% plant-based diet.
My doctor suggested I eat a plant-based diet to avoid another heart-attack. Told him I'll do no such thing: never ate vegetables, never will.
by VeganBastard October 7, 2016
Get the Plant-based dietmug. Licking the soles of your flip flops on your last day of holidays as a way to make yourself violently ill; ultimately with the aim of losing the pounds you've put on from lazing away while on leave.
"Have you seen Selma since she came back from Thailand? She's looking trim!"
"Yes, I heard she went on a flip flop diet."
"Yes, I heard she went on a flip flop diet."
by Moose eater July 13, 2009
Get the flip flop dietmug. A strict diet consisting solely of protein designed to quickly loose those excess pounds. This version swaps tasty steaks for clammy man juice.
"No way, Dave. I'm not sticking that in my mouth again! Now let me out, I'm starving!"
"Shut the fuck up, Posh. You know you're on a man-fatkins diet! Now swallow my load and stop being a whiny bitch"
"Shut the fuck up, Posh. You know you're on a man-fatkins diet! Now swallow my load and stop being a whiny bitch"
by Burro's Dead Nan August 16, 2007
Get the Man-fatkins dietmug.