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oprah drunk

When you reach a level of intoxication where your speech turns into that of famed talk show host Oprah Winfrey. At this point in alcohol consumption everything is your favorite thing and needs to be announced in a loud voice. Being Oprah drunk is being equated with being the asshole of the party.
"Dude you ok?"

"No, I'm druuuuuuuuunk! Everyone's getting a text, you get a text, you get a text, everyone gets a text!"

"Your Oprah drunk"
by Chakaface September 29, 2013
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symphony drunk

(adjective)
Describes a state of being in which a person has consumed enough alcohol that they would give raucous applause at the conclusion of a live symphony orchestra performance, but not so much that they could not listen quietly during the performance itself.

tipsy
buzzed
"We went to the rehearsal sober, then got symphony drunk for the performance."
by Liberator Lickpenny May 17, 2014
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bathroom drunk

The level of drunkenness that has you hugging a toilet puking for ages and eventually passing out on the bathroom floor.
Person 1:"Was Mindy drinking last night?"
Person 2: "Are you kidding? Mate she got bathroom drunk"
by Shevvi November 2, 2014
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joy drunk

drunk like behavior displayed by non-drunk people who are so overjoyed about whatever it is they temporarily can't control themselves, and therefore can't behave according to socially prescribed norms.
the only time people are probably allowed to be joy drunk is either right after the birth of their child or when the heir to a royal family is born.
by Sexydimma May 2, 2015
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Cannoli Drunk

The act of getting so ridiculously drunk that your friends will recount your antics for longer than you are comfortable with.
Dude, you were so belligerently drunk last night you were throwing cannolis at the dinner party.

I got so Cannoli Drunk at the concert that I thought the hot dogs afterwards were delightful.

I had enough beers to be so Cannoli Drunk that I passed out on a picnic table at the local hillbilly raceway.
by Beerisgood May 8, 2015
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Sleepless-drunk

When one feels very odd, talks to themself, and just over-all looks drunk. But, the thing is, they aren't. They just haven't gotten sleep for the past 2 days. Yep. So, how I feel while typing this, basically.
"dude.. i feelll liike.. 2016.. is so weaird.."
Non-sleepless-drunk guy: "What exactly are you saying?"
Sleep-less-drunk guy: "I dunno man.. I'm drunk again.. he he. I should go homme.. he ha he he ha ha.
by Synanimous June 8, 2015
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bipolar drunk

When a person is a very happy person, under normal circumstances, but as soon as he/she is intoxicated, flips the switch and becomes the most angry person alive. He or she may flip bar stools and tables, spill drinks, break glasses, tell you that you're a horrible person and walk out flipping off the entire bar. Next day, they tell you that you're the best person alive.
Nick is such a great guy, his only issue is he's a bipolar drunk.
by OmniVL June 16, 2015
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