DingBag

Someone stupid, retarted, not intelligent....BLONDE.....

Brooke Ezell, Jessica Simpson, and Jamie Lynn Spears are all Dingbags

by lauren ashley May 7, 2007

ding-a-ling

Penis

As a part of a Family Guy show, speaking about censorship on TV (FCC):

And if you find yourself with some young sexy thing
You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling
(Cos you can't say penis)

by Not Aviable Yet November 24, 2010

Ding dong Ping Pong

The game of love, the back and forth, the banter, the games, the sexual tension , the love dance.

Wow, Ruby and that guy sure played some ding dong ping pong last night! The chemistry was sick. They were on fire with their sexual chemistry. They were eye fucking and didn't stop talking all night. It was a good match.

by AlanaRose October 17, 2016

ding ding

The smallest of all penises. They rang from: ding ding, ding, ding dong, dong, and dong dong. The ding ding, is usually only between .01"-3.0" and can be either very girthy, or very slender. The ding ding although not pleasurable is sometimes encountered in intercourse.

"Dude, I just saw your ding ding."

"Ted's only got a ding ding, compared to Jack."

by Hey Buddy Jay October 17, 2006

ding dinger

the gates that blink and go down before a train goes by or a bridge goes up

-hey, why are all these cars waiting around?
--the ding dingers just went down, the train is about to pass.

by jassy1234 August 3, 2008

ding dong dick

a promiscuous lady who enjoys sexual intercourse with a penis every night, several times a night (a hoe)

"she went ding dong dickin with every guy in our school! what a whore!"

by mel and al December 9, 2014

Ding,Dong

Invented by Sir Leslie Phillips,

To indicate attraction to another person used as an ice breaker chat up line.

Sarah this is Matt , Matt this is Sarah. Matt " Ding,Dong"
as an attractive girl comes within ear shot direct the words "Ding,Dong" in her direction accumponied with a confidend charm smerk.
The words "Ding,Dong "can be streched out slightley for inhanced inpack on delivery.

by Balloonio May 28, 2017