dog with 2 dicks

A smug man or a man that has a beautifull girlfriend

Since he pulled that model he's like a dog with 2 dicks!

by Thibor November 8, 2006

Dickscrolling

When two or more bitches share many dicks via one phone on websites such as reddit, tumblr, or other various cocksites.

*Giggle giggle* "DDDDAAAAYYUUUUM!"
"Whats them bitches doin over thur on that phone?"
"Man dem hoes be dickscrolling err night. They be lookin at dicks from every continent."

by MegRyan July 12, 2012

dickshop

to add a penis onto an image through the use of a photo manipulation program.

*in a thread involving lesbians and a tootise roll pop*

This is a wonderful opportunity for a dickshop, but i am too cocained to create it right now.

by Fred Analpickles September 12, 2013

dicks in blankets

Like pigs but with dicks. Very popular party food. At certain parties.

dicks in blankets, dick, pigs, blankets, party, party food

by crossfire_1 December 2, 2013

dickscrape

1. A blowjob which involves scraping a guy's dick across the front of your teeth.

My girl dickscraped me last night. Damn, the feel of her teeth on my cock was INTENSE!

by Mr. Miscreant January 7, 2014

Desksheep

Anyone who works a 9-5 shift every day from behind a desk. (Commonly confused with the broader term "sheeple".)

Fucking Karen. She's such a desksheep.

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

dicksand

The lust a guy or girl feels for another when they're blown away by them emotionally.

The term used by Rebel Wilson promoting the film 'How to be Single' on the Graham Norton Show in February 2016. Quicksand - dick-sand: get it?

One look at the guy and I was in dicksand, my mouth dry, knees going out from under me, my heart pounding like a jungle drum.

by senatorex September 15, 2016