Crap dust

When someone passes by (like a drive-by shooting) to fart on someone

Eww that’s a nasty Crap dust

by Dentor January 16, 2020

google craps

A more specific and truthful description of "Google Maps" — the directions provided by Google Maps that lead you to a place not even remotely close to your desired terminus. Essentially, whether you reach your desired destination is a crapshoot.

"I followed the directions from Google Craps about how to go from midtown Manhattan to Lord & Taylor in Scarsdale; however, I wound up at a beach in Mamaroneck."

by Buzzman_ie September 13, 2013

having a crap

The act of sitting on the toilet/ in a bush to get rid of the waste in your body

Watch my back, im having a crap in this bush

by CD2015 December 29, 2015

Catapult crap

Leaning far forward off the toilet then proceeding to let your shit fly right into the bowl

Grab your phone it’s time for a catapult crap

by Annonomous3221 May 26, 2021

tactical crap

when you shit to confuse your attack

person A. i won via a tactical crap

person B: good

by chris_luva February 03, 2022

Glimmer of crap

When one is constipated and gets excited at every small sensation of pressure within. This small hope of release is called a glimmer of crap.

Fml, I’m constipated again, not even a glimmer of crap all week!

by dontuseyourrealname101 January 12, 2022

Christmas crap

Christmas stuff in general: decorations, wrapping paper, ornaments, and so on.

Take all that Christmas crap back to the basement!

by Tiernan47 August 06, 2022