jatz cracker

Australian rhyming slang for nacker, ie. a testicle

Miriam gave the game away when she bent over and her jatz cracker popped out of her bikini.

by Dr Shonky May 25, 2004

animal crackers

A euphemism used when "I don't know" or any other related phrase is not deemed the appropriate response to a question or witty phrase.

Also used to avoid answering potentially life-threatening questions while speaking with friends, lovers, or ex-wives.

A: Are you sure you're going to remember to bring me back my Playboy mag by next Tuesday?

B: Animal crackers.

by Storb June 14, 2010

sleeve of crackers

A metaphor for a long line (35+) of white people

I couldn't believe the sleeve of crackers waiting in line for the pre-sale Barbara Streisand tickets.

by 2535Miles July 29, 2009

shit cracker

Natchei Nails uses this when she's pissed off

it means "son of a bitch" or "shit" "fuck the world"
it also means crackers full of shit

Natchei Nails (Friend ID:40973734) said on myspace today
"Go eat shit crackers" because she was pissed and frustrated

by Thomas the Train January 22, 2008

crap on a cracker

A way to describe an unfortunate situation or event.

*drops iphone* "oh, ughhh.. crap on a cracker!!!" >:(

by lolicakes August 14, 2010

crazy crackers

Someone, particularly a female, that is just fucking insane. Typically overweight, bearing over-exposed thongs. Insecurity is often characteristic.

Did you see crazy crackers today? The thong was in full effect and she was talking some crazy-ass shit.

by cruiser in the OC June 2, 2006

House Cracker

A White American (usually liberal) that goes out of their way to apologize for slavery and being white. Constantly reminds others whites how bad they are, while thinking it gives them moral superiority. Stupid enough to believe white privilege is real. Will throw other white people under the bus to look cool in-front of people of color. To bad people of color just think their weak.

Did you know that Steve let Tyrell put a chain around his neck and lead him around to apologize for slavery. Man Steve is such a house cracker.

by DanTheMan543 July 19, 2019