you're cousin an english muffin

worse than you're mom gay but not as bad at your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, ur sister a mister or ur grandpap a trap

1: ur mom gay

2: no u
1: you're cousin an english muffin

by Circ3 May 11, 2018

half-great-cousin-niece

Half-first cousin’s granddaughter.

My half-great-cousin-niece is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

Your little cousin wants to play

The phrase your mom says when your retard of a cousin comes to visit and wants to play fortnite or whatever game that is mainstream at the time. The best course of action is uninstalling the GPU driver (thank me later)

Mom: (whatever your name is), your little cousin wants to play on your computer.
You:Can I just tell him that my PC is broken?
Mom:No!

by B8EDUM8 January 11, 2021

cousin tex

Cousin to harryman and all around hick. Most often seen wearing his signature cowboy hat and blue vest. Helped Harryman defeat Invisible People From the Future as his alter-ego "Pink Lasso."

Cousin Tex had never heard of a 24-hour library before.

by Will April 21, 2005

callin' cousin earl

This phrase means to throw up.

Oh no, Tim is in the bathroom callin' cousin earl.

by mattie coles September 28, 2005

cousins

1. To be vampyric; Reclusive, phobic of light, skin white to the point of translucency, a taste for human blood.

2. Bat-like

Geez, maybe you should go out today, you're turning into a bit of a cousins.

by Obafemi Martins April 13, 2008

Cousin-in-law

A person that hates you and thinks you are the devil; a jealous person who cant accept the fact that their best friend now has to be shared.

My cousin-in-law, JH

by angry fiance May 20, 2012