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"After the perpetrator killed this guy, he rolled him over and cornholed him about 30 to 40 times...see that? That's a posthumous, multiple cornhole entry wound."
by Kal The Destroyer November 5, 2023
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Cornhole

Originating in mid-continent USA. Term for evening lady or lonely wife in sod buster homestead that supplements income with sex for sale. The vagina is the “money hole” for carpetbaggers, speculators, railroad men, and merchants. For drifters, drovers, farmers, outlaws, and miners the anus is the “cornhole”, a discounted hole. Perhaps he could barter something in trade, a small sack of sugar, or a bushel potatoes for a one off.
Ingrid said she was in her monthly way and instead offered her cornhole to the wastrel.
by Cruziana January 12, 2024
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Cornholio

A place where anal sex is enjoyed. One inserts their penis into a butt hole. See cornhole.
Welcome to Cornholio! A place where your gay dreams come true!!!
by jay gee January 16, 2024
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Corncob Surprise

The situation or act of being constipated and finally having a bowel movement which is very hard, cracked, dried out, and contains embedded pieces of corn kernels (Maize) on the surface, such as a Corncob.
Woah! I forgot that I ate corn the other day! I just looked into my toilet and found a Corncob Surprise that sank to the bottom of the toilet bowl!
by Paulmh072089 November 8, 2023
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corncob washer

When a man named John needs his cob washed he trusts nothing else. Even his one legged sister agrees.
John needed a corncob washer after a long day of no capping.
by WillAustin8 November 9, 2023
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cornhood

A person who puts the corn inside of their hood whenever they are harvesting it.
Look at that cornhood over there, what a loser!
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Cornholing

A methodology protocol for clandestine, deceptionary tactics of Thomas J Foolery, characterized by the act of inserting goods and services in areas forbade (rectum, vaginational cavities, and what have you nots) upon inspection by authoritarians and their happenings, ongoings, and bickerings. The term cornholoing is referenced daily in popular culture, disguised as inside hilarities, specifically by those of the redneck faction of humans. The act of cornholing is employed by factions of entrepreneurial entities known as cartels, in which they seek out unwitting members of the short bus coalition to insert goods and services into buttholes, vaginals, and cavities of unknown origins. They wrap and cover the goods and or services in plastic and oversee application of a petroleum jelly like substance in order for a smoother, less agonizing, and at times/in some cases, pleasurable insertion of the productionals (think cocaine, meth, mdma, varieties of the opiates, babies, fake ids, etc).

Cornholing goes back to the prehistoric ages of 2 billion, one hundred seventy thousand millennium and three B.C., when it was necessary for Neanderthalic nebulae of the tsetse fly turd evolu, to obfuscate valuables such as bones and shit, as a means of avoiding detection by the local factions of Menunots of the not in existence anticulars of the established order. Relics recovered from sites of origin confirm insertional frequency and intrinsic value of practices of these offerings.
There will most assuredly be a plethora of cornholings with the new shipments coming in from the border.
by Yiba Jiba The April 25, 2024
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