What Was He Cooking? 

A phrase in gaming used to depict confusion on what a specific player was trying to do due to said player's action not making much sense. Another way of saying: "What was his plan there?"

(Originates from the thumbnail of the Thanos YouTube Video from New Rockstars that turned into a meme.)

*player does something unbelievably stupid with complete intention and loses because of it*

"What was he cooking?"

What Was He Cooking? by IEatCereal4Dinner August 22, 2022

icky cookie 

1. N: A game involving multiple men. The game is played by each man trying to ejaculate onto a cookie. The last man to jizz on the cookie loses and must eat the cookie.

Gavin: What the hell is icky cookie?
Ray: Its where you take a cookie and you all take turns jizzing on the cookie.
Gavin: Aww, Ray

icky cookie by ManMythLegendFlyntCoal October 26, 2013

Cooked your own spleen 

"A well known expression for a newspaper closing" - David Mitchell

To put yourself into a unfortunate/self-damaging situation where the blame cannot be successfully shifted onto someone else i.e. Shooting yourself in the foot

Phil: Did you get to shag that slag from oceana?
James: Nah fam, got too wasted and passed out
Phil: You've cooked your own spleen, there!
James: I know, bruv

Mike G: Did you break up with Lydia?
Marcel: Nope. Told her I loved her by accident.
Mike G: CYOS.

Reginald Poshington: Hello there old chap! How goes it?
Rogers Chestertonmastercard IV: Not so well, I'm afraid old sport. I just heard back from the Regatta Club and it seems my work to further the segregation amongst the races within my rugby club, albeit a step back into the ways of the splendour of Uncle Adolf, served as a conflict of interests and hence they have heaved me from the running to become a partner. Daddy won't be pleased at all.
Reginald: Well then, old spice! You've cooked your own spleen, haven't you?
Rogers: In deed! This is TRULY a recipe for disaster

News of the world's last headline: "We've Cooked Our Own Spleen"

Cooked your own spleen by theclassgeek November 9, 2012

cooking yams 

Doing a lot of work, or moving fast.

Usian Bolt was cooking yams on that track.

cooking yams by BarbCity October 17, 2013

Cookies by the Pool 

Cake by the ocean refers to sex... "Cookies by the pool" refers to masturbation... aka... "Fapping"

Tiana thought that little old man was so damned sexy... she couldn't help but have some cookies by the pool...

Cookies by the Pool by Content Creator February 4, 2018

squirt cookie 

When a bunch of bros are in a circle all trying to jack onto their own cookie. Last one to climax gets to eat all of the now-frosted cookies.

"Dude we played squirt cookie last night and now Phil has a stomach full of jizz-covered cookies."

squirt cookie by TurbanDictionary November 9, 2013

Covid Cookies 

1.The phlegm you cough up while sick with Covid-19.
2.chunks of lungs that are scraped out of your lungs when you have COVID-19.

She was in the hospital for weeks.She said she has so many Covid Cookies that she could hardly breathe.

Covid Cookies by 93 yourcultleader93 November 16, 2020