carbonoid

The stuff in chocolate that makes yellow labrador retrievers yellow.

Bobo (yellow lab): Hey dad, if you don't give me that chocolate RIGHT now, I'm going to turn gray tonight from carbonoid deficiency!

Dad: Too bad. Chocolate is not for dogs.

Bobo: I'M NOT A DOG!

by Bobotheniceyellow September 5, 2011

end up on a milk carton

A threat of bodily harm, or great injury.

To make someone "disappear"

1) If that asshole doesn't leave me alone he will "end up on a milk carton"

2) til this whole mess blows over, I am going to end up on a milk carton

by soapmaker June 10, 2009

Carsen

Carsen is the kind of man that gives you butterfly’s the moment you make eye contact with him. He’s the kind of guy that leaves you wanting more the second you meet him. Carsen has a bright smile and deep mesmerizing eyes that will make you fall into a trance. Luckily Carsen is also a caring gentlemen that will catch your fall. He cares about others feelings almost more than his own and he would go out of his way to make you feel better. Carsen is the type to do any and everything to make sure you know how much he loves and cares for you. He’s the guy that every girl dreams of. Carsen has big dreams and goals that he will conquer through persistence, perseverance, dedication and hard work. He’s the man you can bring home to your father in confidence. If you ever find a Carsen, don’t let him go.

Emily: Carsen is so cute! I want to talk to him, but I’m nervous he’ll turn me down.
Squirtle: get that dick bitch

by Squirtlehurtlemurtleflurtle January 4, 2019

Carbon buttprint

A brown stain found on the back of someone's underwear.

I need to reduce my carbon buttprint.

You can start by doing a better job wiping your ass.

by J Scotts January 16, 2009

Paulie Carbone

Shit was SO cash.

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's during elementary, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.

RIP Paulie Carbone

by Oversiiiiiight October 23, 2008

Cason

Cason is a boys name normally belonging to a unique individual. Its name meaning can be traced back to meaning "the end of women" which means in simple English "lady killer". Cason's are normally very popular, nice, athletic, funny, good looking and energetic. If you know a Cason chances are your friends with him. They are known for being a bit of a rebel always mucking around which makes it fun to be in the same class as one. Being a Cason means he will get all the beautiful girls. Cason is a truly awesome individual.

Girl: Who's that cute guy?
Girl2: That's Cason he's hot!
Girl: I know

by UrbanKingston June 29, 2011

Carmon

An Amazing Girl who loves to make friends with everyone, usually quiet when you first met her but gets really crazy if she's comfortable being with you.

She's smart, gorgeous, beautiful and all boys will fall for her smile.

Friend1: Hey I met Carmon today!
Friend2: really? Nice they said she's really crazy to be with!

by Amazingly nice February 7, 2013