joseph the carrot boy

a boy that looks like a carrot

you:man he is such a joseph the carrot boy!

by weirdoripedjeans January 29, 2019

Carrot

A ginger lad called alex

- I saw Alex today

-proper carrot

by Lemonlomen February 16, 2019

Dry carrot

When he wants to put it in immediately with zero foreplay and no lube. Like a dry carrot rubbing against a paper towel. Freaking ouch.

I thought I set the mood and we’d take things slow but he was all about the dry carrot and I couldn’t wait for it to end.

by Kking11 September 20, 2018

Carrot

Jungkook from BTS claims he wants to be this , but only for Hoseok. Recently his dream came true and he could be Hoseok's carrot for one day.

Jungkook: "Hoseok, I want to be your carrot"

by hoesuck March 26, 2018

carrot lover

A carrot lover is someone who has a fetish for redheaded people or tends to often have sex with gingers specifically

Invalid if the person is ginger himself

"That girl is such a carrot lover, every boyfriend of hers is a ginger"

"Are you a carrot lover? I'm not really into redheads"

by Trenbologna Ace April 17, 2018

Baby Carrot

A man of great stature whose genitalia it so small it can only be compared to a baby carrot henceforth Baby Carrot = a man with a dong that ain't so long.

Tatiana: When is Baby Carrot showing up?
Mickey: Apparently he's still at home trying to "please" the wife...
Tatiana: Oh god, we're going to be waiting here forever!!!

by Scrappydappy June 30, 2019

bagged carrots

A blow job code name

“Hey wanna go bagged carrots?”

by Hamburgerhelper965 July 12, 2019