Being to carrots

You are into men

You like being to carrots

by Anderdonda February 28, 2021

Carrots

Orange roots. Actually doesn’t give you better eyesight. May not always be orange, as it comes in different colours.
Eat it with a good sauce for a good time. Must be kept away from rabbits, as they may snack on them while asking people how it is going while assuming they’re doctors.

I don’t carrot all.

I like carrots.

by Google.no January 23, 2018

eat your carrots and broccoli

used instead of the phrase "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told".

a boy, eating, lol, carrots, brocolli, and other stewed vegetables for breakfast, asks his dad:

boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?

dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket. Please eat your carrots and broccoli. Then just pick up your things so I can take you to class.

by Sexydimma May 25, 2012

squash the carrot

masturebate your penis.

"i'm about to squash the carrot "

by kiara_c3 September 19, 2017

scaredy-carrot

like a scaredy-cat but a carrot

why won’t you burn down that house with me? Nevermind i’ll do it myself, you fucking scaredy-carrot!

by ididntgetmyusername May 1, 2022

Carrotted

When you are so high you don’t even your name

“I’m so carrotted right now”

by CervixCupcake May 11, 2022

scary carrot

A carrot that is weirdly shaped to look scary.
Instead of carving a pumpkin you could carve a carrot.

Kevin:are you going to carve a pumpkin on Halloween and make a scary pumpkin.

Me:no I’m going to carve a carrot and make a scary carrot.

by Carrrrot January 1, 2021