Trap-Card

When the opposing person tries to fool you with their plan, but you had a plan all along.

Opponent: You FOOL! You've fallen into my trap!

You: You idiot, you've activated my Trap-Card...

by joybuzzoffical November 19, 2020

credit card

a kids way out of bankruptcy (mostly used for vbucks or xbox gift cards

"My mom never saw me take it out of her £3 purse,I used it for v-bucks!" - Jimmy
His mom,Karen had a struggle but got it back soon enough,before the dad left...

"FRICK YOU KAREN I NEED YOUR CREDIT CARD FOR MY VBUCKS"

by FRICK YOU KAREN May 6, 2020

Boiler Card

When one person has sex with another double their age.

Mark (age 24) has sex with Mary (age 48). Mark has now earned his boiler card.

by Linkzerman April 11, 2014

The Serious Card

The much hated serious subject raised by someone following a funny conversation, usually about a similar or related subject.

John: And then I spent an hour in the waiting room with bandage around my head and a golf club in my hand!
Laughter
Sally: Man, that's funny John. But don't you think it's the current political corruption that's causing these increased hospital waiting times?
John: Did you really just pull the serious card?

by Sleepy Sasquatch September 8, 2011

Green Card

Something that Mexicans try really hard to get or steal.

Julio: ANTONIO!! I finally got a green card!! Now I can legally cross the border!!

Antonio: There's one bad thing...

Julio: What?

Antonio: A cop was standing right next to me, and we already crossed the border.

Julio: OH SHIT!!

by WE DA MAN December 18, 2012

Red Card

A girl gives a guy a red card when she has sex with him and doesn't tell him she's on her period.

My girlfriend gave me a red card last night. I had no idea she was on her period til i pulled out and freaked out.

by theclew August 27, 2013

Baseball Cards

DIRTY PICTURES sent through texting, email or wallet sized

When you send someone a picture is it like sending them a baseball card; like this is what I look like when I'm playing and these are my stats.

There are different level or baseball cards ranging from little league to major league:

Little league; face, full clothed, and mirror snap shots of the day to day.

High school cards; about to go out with friends and looking really good. Maybe showing a little something but nothing that mom couldn't see.

Rookie cards; the rare gems when you are not showing to much but its still a knock out.

Major league; RAW and ridiculous Nuff said. Everyone has them and everyone can make them.

by Vig Monster August 21, 2011