Captain Moroni

The Mormon version of George Washington. He sports a golden trumpet and runs away from Indians.

Mormon missionary: "I want to be just like Captain Moroni!"
Bystander: "Get the fuck out of my face."

by PoopFaceManShirtPants November 14, 2010

Captain Zig Zag

Slang name for the character potrayed on a package of Zig Zag rolling Papers. Often a make believe friend to get high on marijuana with.

Yo Captain Zig Zag and me we got high as hell last night.

by Sibilant Warrior April 26, 2011

Captain Teflon

The workplace comic book villain douche bag who denies accountable for anything and delivers nothing yet still maintains employment.

The shit really hit the fan at work. Everyone was grilled except <insert name> who is Captain Teflon. Nothing ever sticks to him/her.

by naughtykea April 28, 2011

Captain Cumquick

A gentlemen who does not last long in bed and shoots his load too quickly

He's such a Captain Cumquick!

by OhNoessss April 28, 2012

Captain Clam

When a chick shaves her pubic hair into an elegant little moustache.

I used to prefer bald until I met a woman with a Captain Clam.

by Mobscenity October 20, 2014

captain choda

A boss/supervisor who puts everyone else down to cover up their own inadequacies. Constantly overworking staff, under appreciating them and doing very little themselves. Their ultimate specialty is delegation. They berate staff to their fellow workmates to justify their own superficial, pathetic existence. Usually fat, ugly and angry at the world.

Look out, here comes Captain Choda, I wonder what we've done wrong now......

Warning, Captain Choda is on the war path.

by Dr Rox July 26, 2016

captain wreck-a-ho

Dude (or Chick) that takes someone for everything they got, breaks em off and breaks their heart! On to the next one..

Hard to believe he settled down, back in the day he had a new bitch every week. They called him "captain wreck-a-ho"!

by Jdilla March 2, 2017