Bieber cancer is virtually the same as having "Bieber fever", except it includes symptoms of having trouble breathing, spontaneous nosebleeds, muscle aches, indigestion and/or weightloss, all of which are caused from an unhealthy obsession with Justin Bieber. This fatal diseases is mostly common in young females in the United States.
"Hey man, you've been quiet all night, how about a beer?"
"Sorry bro, it's just that... my sister died a few days ago."
"Dear God, what happened?"
*starts crying* "Bieber cancer"
"Sorry bro, it's just that... my sister died a few days ago."
"Dear God, what happened?"
*starts crying* "Bieber cancer"
by Moris the Dinosauris February 22, 2011
A cookie that have way to much sugar and unhealthy ingredients like cancer, aids and the flu. so when you're baking cancer cookies be sure to take all the trash you can find, even the shit thats plugging up your sink. then you make one huge cancer cookie with the dough, almost like a cake, but a cookie. tehn stuff it in the microwave to ad the extra cancer to the dish.
Jo: Damn thats one hell of a cake
Tom: naw brah, its a cancer cookie . cant you taste the aids?
Tim: i could easily die for this shit
Cancer Cookie: a cookie thats dangerously good
Tom: naw brah, its a cancer cookie . cant you taste the aids?
Tim: i could easily die for this shit
Cancer Cookie: a cookie thats dangerously good
by Billy the exterminator April 15, 2015
by Oopalumpa June 11, 2021
an excuse gay doctors use to get there hands where they are not sopused to be.
bottom line -it does not exist-
bottom line -it does not exist-
doctor1:ok lets take a look at your prostate cancer
guy2:ok *unsure face
doctor1:oooo yea
guy2:what the fuck are you doing?*disgusted face
doctor1:uhh..ummm*knocks the guy out
guy2:*knocked out
doctor1:*rapes
guy2:*gets up with a limp
guy2:ok *unsure face
doctor1:oooo yea
guy2:what the fuck are you doing?*disgusted face
doctor1:uhh..ummm*knocks the guy out
guy2:*knocked out
doctor1:*rapes
guy2:*gets up with a limp
by king if wat the fucc? December 18, 2007
by mrs_equator August 15, 2006
by ke ke ke keller February 27, 2009
An imaginary disease in which an attractive person is attracted someone hideously ugly.
Note: Ugly people can have it, as well, but they have to think that they, themselves, are attractive.
Also see "Inverted Eye Cancer."
Note: Ugly people can have it, as well, but they have to think that they, themselves, are attractive.
Also see "Inverted Eye Cancer."
Guy 1: "Dude, I don't know, man, that girl's kind of cute."
Guy 2: "Bro, that's Lindsey! She looks like a horse! Do you have eye cancer or something?"
Guy 2: "Bro, that's Lindsey! She looks like a horse! Do you have eye cancer or something?"
by Anno The Sexy May 11, 2013