in-cube bater

A person who masturbates in their office cubicle. The masturbator does it secretly and for the thrill. The best time for them to do it is on the weekend when no one is there.

I think my coworker may be an in-cube bater.

by yes juanito yes March 28, 2015

E-coli cubes

The innocuous appearing, yet horribly contaminated, foreign-water cubes of misery that wreak holy-fucking-hell on unsuspecting Traveller bowels.

So, I didn't actually DRINK the water, or eat ANYTHING washed in water ... it was the E-coli cubes that took me down; never again!

by YAWA September 30, 2019

cubic dollars

Having more money than your opponent -- Buying victory. Originated from Drag racing.

"The only substitute for cubic inches is cubic dollars."

by John Arnold January 23, 2006

cube slave

A cube slave is a person who works in an office configured with workspace cubicals. Derivation of gally slave.

I don't want to waste money on a good education, just to become a cube slave, down the road.

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

cubeish

a descriptive word for somebody who has or seems to have characteristics similar to that of rap artist "Ice-Cube." Use of this word to describe somebody can be to show that one's facial features are similar to Ice Cube's and that they are acting quite "gangster", thus portraying Ice-Cube's Gangster characteristics.

"My friend Shu is so damn Cubeish, with the mean face, beard, fro, and the overall gangster attitude."

by ChibiJeff May 29, 2008

Cubicle Laughter

A stifled laugher often associated with inappropriate non-work related material at work.

The goal of a cubicle laugh is to prevent others from knowing you aren't working hard because if you're laughing you can't possibly be productive.

Breaking from cubicle laugher into genuine laughter causes the prairy dog effect to occur in surrounding cubes as co-workers wonder what could possibly be so funny.

I burst into cubicle laughter when I learned that Ryan had been crop dusting the opposite end of the building all day.

by trappedinacubiclelaughing August 4, 2009

Cubbles the troll

Is an unpleasant thing. It means feces or poop it actually means the s word and is not usally a nice thing to say.

yuck look at all this cubbles the troll on the ground in the pig pen!

by Bing Ordanate September 16, 2009