hipple cripple

A hypocrite that is disabled in some way. May it be physically or mentally.

Really? You said you'd never make another word on urban dictionary, let alone another variant of cripple.
You're such a hipple cripple.
No, don't post that. STOP.

by Boe Jiden the 3rd February 17, 2017

Cripple turtle

A cripple turtle is when your having sex and your penis is no longer erect.

Example: Yah he just got a cripple turtle the other night so we just watched a movie instead.

by PONY, the Founder September 20, 2010

crippler

a toke, or hit, or marajuana which leaves the inhalant temporarily totally incapacitated. Usually coming on the immediate heels of prior consumption.

"Dude, we'd head now, but Aaron just blew a CRIPPLER."

by mainframe October 31, 2003

Family Face Crippler

Similar to the Crossface Crippler the Family Face Crippler is the real finishing move of Chris Benoit the WWE wrestler. It involves choking your family to death then offing yourself over the course of a weekend.

You better watch your tongue or I'll use the Family Face Crippler!

by Kris Benwa August 1, 2007

cripple bang

When a crippled person bangs a non-crippled person. Usually because the non-crippled person is too drunk and/or high to know what is happening in the world around them.

Last night I was drunk, and this guy in a wheelchair tried to cripple bang me. Fortunately, I was not THAT drunk.

by RachelCorinne January 14, 2009

criplets

Handicapped triplets who are born crippled.

Did you hear that Jennifer had an emergency C-section? Yeah...she had criplets.

by Scottrq May 18, 2008

Crips

The Crips, originating in Los Angeles, California, are one of the oldest, largest, most violent and most notorious of African American gangs in the United States. They have been involved in murders, robberies and drug dealing in the Los Angeles area. The Crips are mostly identified by the blue color worn by their members. What was once a single gang is now a loose network of "franchises" around the United States and Canada.

Crips is largely composed of African Americans, but is multiracial in many cities (e.g. New York), where "satellite" Crip gangs are present. The gang has an intense rivalry with the Bloods. They are also known to feud with Chicano gangs.

by SoulJAH P May 1, 2006