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cracker wacker

someone who kills white people
that damn cracker wacker just killed my brother
cracker wacker by crackdaddy April 22, 2003

Cracker Dance 

The dance you have to do at work to satisfy customers/managers and to get those fat tips.
MY manager is so demanding, i always have to do a serious cracker dance to get him of my case.
Cracker Dance by Poppa Midnight August 23, 2010

Cracker McWhitebread 

A pasty-ass suburbanite who thinks he/she is all hip and ghetto and is always throwing around some poorly-phrased slang to try to look edgy.
Look at Cracker McWhitebread with his shorts around his ass while he's shopping in JC Penny for suit separates.

Cracker crumbs 

Equivalent in meaning as white trash.

Also a verb when a white person acts trashy
I don't mess with those cracker crumbs.

Man, he be cracker crumbing.
Cracker crumbs by GroundLife February 5, 2017

cracker jack university 

A fictional institution of higher learning where cocky know-it-alls get their education. In other words, got their degree from a Cracker Jack box.
Controlling parent: Yeah, my son is 40 years old, but he still has to obey me, cause IT’S THE LAW!
Judge: Where did you get your law degree? Cracker Jack University?