Clean your microwave! 

Hey, you! Yes, you: the dumbass scrolling on urban dictionary. Did you google this? Whatever, you need to listen close because this is important. Clean your microwave! All that nasty shit on the roof and walls can't stay. What do you put in there and for how long? What??? Thats fucking gross, you need to clean that shit out ASAP. No, not later NOW. GO! Clean your microwave!!!

"Ew, what the fuck? I'm not putting my pizza pockets in there, CLEAN YOUR MICROWAVE!"

Clean your microwave! by Leuko April 8, 2024

clean clean clean ocd monster 

ur ocd monster telling u to clean clean clean. STOP MAKING SUCH A MESS AND CLEAN IT UP ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ClEaN cLeAn ClEaN Mr manface! It's me, you're clean clean clean ocd monster

clean clean clean ocd monster by Definitions@123 May 15, 2024

Clean my rings 

You just got done “DJ-ing” someone and you now must wash your hands but want people to know why

I just got done with Madi, now i need to go clean my rings.

Clean my rings by LittleExcursion420 June 28, 2024

Clean McKenzie 

stinky

clean mckenzie nigga u stink

Clean McKenzie by anonymous December 8, 2024

Clean Paxton

When you find a dead hooker and inseminate every hole of her, however, to maintain cleanliness, proceed to lick every oraface of her body clean afterwards, remaining her to her natural state and leaving her where you found her.

Dude I didn't have pussy in months and had to pull a Clean Paxton the other night

Clean Paxton by orafacecleanr June 24, 2025

Clean Thompson 

Someone who fanatically avoids any 'unclean' action that may result in physically dirtying themselves.

Daniel is SUCH a Clean Thompson.

Clean Thompson by bigbeasy August 22, 2025

clean your gooch 

when someone is annoying you'd say this

Someone: sybau
You: clean your gooch and grow up

clean your gooch by l3m0nsh4rks August 27, 2025