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breakfast of champions

When up to four people (usually asians) gather around a wok and inject massive amounts of egg yolk into each other's asses. They proceed to have a conversation for about 15 minutes before shitting the feces-egg mixture into the wok. Broil for 10 minutes. Enjoy.
breakfast of champions, it will change your life.
by Iosef Vissarionovich May 25, 2006
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Butt Dart Champion

A person(s) who has perfect aim for the asshole,A person who likes the asshole,A homo.
Tim challenges the current Butt Dart Champion Ed,To a 2 hour match for the title.
by King®© April 17, 2007
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champagne

Last afternoon, I drink Kathy's champagne ...
by javier2 April 27, 2006
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champagne shandy

When a long distance lorry driver paints his nails, looks in his wing mirror, and wanks himself off. (it looks like champagne, but it's really just a shandy)
Man, I was so depressed last night, even a champagne shandy didn't cheer me up...
by Dave Lee Travis April 25, 2008
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Breakfast of Champions

"Here 'ya go buddy, Breakfast of Champions."
by Meik April 2, 2003
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campaign slut

campaign slut: a person who volunteers long hours for a political campaign that he/she believes deeply would make the world a better place by winning. He/she gives it all away for free, day after day, night after night, but loves every minute of it because it feels SO GOOD when the candidate wins!
Karen is such a campaign slut...did you hear that she is going hard for her third in a year?
by Littlest Monkey August 28, 2013
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ARC (Anti-Reply Campaign)

When one is simply too lazy, or feels that they're too cool to write back to ones text message, facebook wall post, or message. Everyone has a few of these people in their lives, and it is time that a stand it taken against this.
Joe: Hey Jimmy, what's been happening? Fancy going out for a few of the coldest cold ones soon or what?

Jimmy:

Joe: Since when were you the president of the ARC?

(ARC (Anti-Reply Campaign))
by montrose_boyz March 14, 2009
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