loading the cannon

To place crack cocaine in a crack pipe for smoking

Yo, don't be loading the cannon in my car! Wait until you get home.

by A-Town Social Experiment May 24, 2008

Fail Cannon

1. A monicker for the FN FAL (Fusil Automatique Léger), a Belgian gun used since the 1950s. Its status as the "Fail Cannon" stems from its use in the first person shooter Modern Warfare 2. The gun is the only assault rifle in the game that is neither automatic nor three round burst, and sports a much smaller clip and horrible iron sights. As a result of these deficiencies, the gun typically fires fail towards enemies. Some really good players use it as a personal handicap to keep the game challenging for themselves.

2. Any object not suitable to the task it is being used for.

Spectator: How did you just go 4 and 18 on Highrise? Oh...you were using the fail cannon, I should have known.

Guy who needs help: Can you help me hammer this nail into the wall?

Guy #2: Yeah, try trading in that fail cannon for a real hammer.

by Interlocutor April 12, 2011

blasted a confetti cannon

Giving a hand job to a washed up hip hop artist

During a party at a work convention in which Sir Mix-A-Lot was performing, I blasted a confetti cannon.

by jk63 March 05, 2016

Special Beam Cannon

Ayo, Yamcha here! The powerful move firstly introduced in Dragon Ball Z, Early Saiyan Saga which was used by Piccolo to kill Raditz! Goku jumped on Raditz and tried to stay on his back to slow him down. Then Piccolo fired it. This was the second occasion of The Special Beam Cannon, it was stronger than the first one. Piccolo has also fought Goku, a powerful and fast saiyan. Goku at this time didn't even have any form, even KaioKen. Piccolo's Special Beam Cannon was powerful. Enough to match some of Goku's moves. Goku and Piccolo are both great characters who are unique in their own way.

The Special Beam Cannon looks super cool!

The Special Beam Cannon killed Raditz that easily?

My opinion is that The Special Beam Cannon is ok.

Many more examples...

by Special Beam Cannon September 25, 2020

Redneck circus-cannon

A redneck circus-cannon is when a person stuffs worms in a garden hose and turns it on

I remember when I was young getting punished for shooting redneck circus-cannons inside the trailer

by The Smarty farty 420 January 15, 2022

Filipino Hand Cannon

When having sex with a woman, the man tells her he is going to ejaculate on her face. He asks her to close her eyes, when she does, he punches said woman in the face.

'All my relationships end after I do the Filipino Hand Cannon'

by Batman's anus May 05, 2013

clean the baby cannon

douche

I wish she would clean the baby cannon.

by redheadbass January 13, 2013