butthole vagina

1. (n) A butthole that has literally turned into a vagina, often the result of an obsessive wish by a man for his butthole to become a vagina
2. (n) A butthole that releases queef-like farts
3. (n) The most coveted class of vagina

Dave: Nick, your butthole will NEVER be a vagina!
Nick: (queef) pffssttt
Dave: (flabergasted) Nick!? that was NO fart!!! my god...your butthole...its a BUTTHOLE VAGINA!!!

by Dabate October 28, 2011

Buttgoblin

A great comedic insult, often leaving the recipient of said insult dumbstruck...

Example: 'Maddy is a buttgoblin'

See also: fartknocker and stinkpickle

by Jgordon July 2, 2008

butthole dickmole

Butthole Dickmole occurs when one is engaged in sexual intercourse of the anus and upon withdrawal of the penis, notices that there is a smidgen of poo on the head of his penis bearing much resemblence to a mole. If your name happens to be Spencer, you may panic in fear that your fuckbuddy might see the speck of shit which would cause severe awkwardness so you decide to ingest the mole-resembling dot of shit and then comment to your friends that it didnt even have a taste. "very bland"

Joe Shmoe: Im afraid to fuck her in the ass cuz i dont want to end up with a "Butthole Dickmole"

Spencer: Dude, all you have to do is eat it before she sees it and your golden man. besides, it doesnt even taste bad! AAA UUUUUUUU

by Vulgardefmaker January 19, 2008

butthole

Name for pledges for the Phi chapter of DKE at Yale University during pledge week.

Eat the pizza with Tabasco, cod-liver oil, and jalapenos butthole!

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

Butthole

'butthole'

Its lies between your two {2} SquishBuns. Its where your JunkyJunk aka: Waste comes out of

'OH EM GOD, WHAT IS THAT SMELL?' '*she follows the smell, and it leads to an elephants squishbuns, 10 miles away*

Street name: Butthole

by CheesyFriesWithExtraCheese July 25, 2018

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by Clownboi69🤡 November 3, 2019

Butthole Eyes

Having sunken and dark ringed eyes, as a symptom of Chron's Disease. Being related to gastrointestinal discomfort, aka "Butthole Eyes".

Pete Davidson has Chron's, I can tell from the unrelenting smell and his sunken-in Butthole Eyes.

by TheSchwarmanPervert May 24, 2023