Brian Kelly

An extremely talented and gorgeous boy. The coolest Brian Kelly out there and that's a fact 😎

"Wow, You're such a Brian Kelly, Mr. Kelly!"

"Yeah...that's me."

by Irumamiu March 25, 2019

brian ren

A homosexual person with absolutely zero talents. Usually asian and blind.

Oh man, I hate Brian Ren

by zhenya123456789 January 21, 2017

Brian Mannequin

Your own personal servent for any time of need

My legs are so sore, I’m gonna get my Brian Mannequin to get me some beer

by EvelSheep June 2, 2019

Brian Guffey

B.G. is a man who trys to find the good in a person before he lays down the law of wisdom and then whole heartedly promotes self recognition and self love. B.G.will always make sure the path is clear for you to "walk your walk" or for you to "stubble but strive"...

"Cause we're living in a world of fools
Braking us down when they all should let us be
We belong to you and me
I believe in you
You know the door to my very soul
You're the light in my deepest, darkest hour
You're my savior when I fall
And you may not think I care for you
When you know down inside that I really do
And it's me you need to show
How deep is your love?"

If you have a Brian Guffey in your life, wake up and walk the walk of self love. Cause B.G. wouldn't be there if you haven't already proved that your acceptance and assurance of your inevitable self recognition is the key to true happiness and true love!

by Red Queen of Hearts December 2, 2022

The Loving Brian

The act of uppercutting your partner in the taint while they are gargling your semen.

I gave my old lady the loving brian last night, then made her clean up the mess it made.

by ?r??s October 4, 2011

William Brian

Williams are the silliest people you would ever meet. Williams do not have much intelligence, as their brains are about the size of a walnut. They often think that they are the best at everything, but they actually are the worst. Williams are very dumb. If you ask them 1+1, they will say George Washington.

“A tree, a racoon, a bin, and William Brian.”

by Deerw4t5ykmgh June 11, 2020

bansai brian

Usually performed on an unconsious person. Their own finger is taken and stuck up their ass. You then perform a dirty sanchez with it and transition to a rusty hook.

Next time my light weight cousin drinks to much and passes out before 10:30 he'll be walking funny and "talkin shit" the following morning as a result of the bansai brian that he so lovingly received.

by J. Krueger April 9, 2007