Brandon

A complete and utter fucking twat. Never date a guy called Brandon. He will cheat on you several times.

I hate Brandon.

by chlomosexual123 March 6, 2016

Brandon

A fag

Look at that! It's a Brandon!!!!

by Arandomguy5709 September 24, 2016

Brandon

Always get that pussy and all the girl. Makes them cum so fast u wont know whats coming. Short and blond.

Brandon fucked me so hard i came ro fast everywhere.

by GameNerd902 October 26, 2016

Brandon

A person who acts like a dick. Brandon is gay and scares females.

Brandon is Gay

by Cncjck November 21, 2016

Brandon

is the person that makes mistakes and is kind of funny but relay annoying

Brandon He is sometimes a kind guy and very annoying

by chilino February 22, 2017

Brandon

Brandon looks just like Steve Urkel, just a tab bit nerdier. Typically thinks he's a 'gangsta' but is about as scary as a 90 grandma in a wheel chair. He has a good credit score, so you really know he isn't about that life. Brandon usually gets drunk off of 1 drink. Secretly wishes he could come out about his fantasies he has about other men, but his church he regularly attends wouldn't approve. He also has the best assistant at his job (the blonde with big boobs). And yes, assistant at work, he REALLY ISN'T ABOUT THAT LIFE. If you're a girl, don't go searching for Brandon.. He will find you and seek a friendship as tight as unicorns and rainbows. If you're a guy, hide yo junk unless you about day life.

"That 10 year old wanna-be gangster listening to Ludacris is SO BRANDON!"
"My friends call me 'Brandon' now because I have a smoking hot assistant"

by VioletBlueberry June 1, 2017

Brandon

And gay ugly ass fat headed jerk who will cheat on your ass if your not carful. He can be sweet at times but don't fall for it most Brandon's are just players

Ugh is that Brandon
I hate Brandon

by Herh September 16, 2017