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Brandon

A white name. People laugh at him when that see him. Has no friends. Probably plays 'B' grade soccer for a gay team like thee trees or something.
"Oh no Brandon is coming, run"
by Dareen123 August 24, 2016
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Brandon

Brandon is the most cringeworthy guy in the world. He try’s to act cool so he gets all the girls in the class. Tries to hang out with everyone but still doesn’t. He asks a girl out 4 times and still get rejected
Brandon is the god of all cringe
by RektFog October 30, 2017
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Brandon

An individual who you cannot trust around your chicken tacos. He will disregard the fact that the chicken tacos do not belong to him and eat them without remorse.
You can't hang out with Brandon's if you are looking forward to enjoy chicken tacos
by Swegpad69 April 13, 2017
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Brandon

Common name for any middle-school male who is a pretentious, loud-mouthed asshole.

Synonyms: Drama Queen, Ryan
Did you see how Brandon threw the ball, then fell, tumbled, and then whimpered and pretended to be injured so that everyone in the stands gave the collective gasp at the possibility that he might have actually broken something this time?
by dpavlov March 6, 2017
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Brandon

A man with a good heart. He means well. He is good looking. Brandon's are about 6'1 in average. The sad part about being a Brandon is that they are normally players. They sleep around A LOT. AMD break a lot of hearts. Brandon's may be handsome and fine but they dont know how to treat a lady.
Dang he's a player
Yeah his name is Brandon... duh duhhhhhh
by Ppl already knowww June 1, 2019
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Brandon

Most annoying boy in the world , with a small white duck in his pants . But he is the most sweetest boy ever . He makes girls feel special, I love you
Does Brandon is sweet ?
Yes he is
by BADASSINDIANGUY June 10, 2017
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Brandon

A person with very violent, potentially psychopathic traits. May also be characterized as someone with a few friends.
Oh shit, he went all Brandon and flipped some tables!
Sitting alone again? It's okay, Brandon.
by ProgrammingGeek December 27, 2016
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