Brandon

An individual who you cannot trust around your chicken tacos. He will disregard the fact that the chicken tacos do not belong to him and eat them without remorse.

You can't hang out with Brandon's if you are looking forward to enjoy chicken tacos

by Swegpad69 April 13, 2017

Brandon

a person you refer to ass having a micro penis

That kid?.... yea, kind of a brandon if ya ask me.

by LONGshlongJustin July 12, 2019

Brandon

Common name for any middle-school male who is a pretentious, loud-mouthed asshole.

Synonyms: Drama Queen, Ryan

Did you see how Brandon threw the ball, then fell, tumbled, and then whimpered and pretended to be injured so that everyone in the stands gave the collective gasp at the possibility that he might have actually broken something this time?

by dpavlov March 6, 2017

Brandon

Brandon is a very beautiful man but sadly he is gay since he is gay when he sees a boy he pulls his pants down when I said he is beautiful I was lying he is actually very very very ugly

Hey Brandon you are gay

by Daved malinsten November 3, 2018

Brandon

Not the sportiest guy ever and pretty lonely.he enjoys younger company and hangs around with kids to seem cool.sooner or later a Brandon is likely to be outcasted by his friends

“Hey man did have u seen Brandon recently”
“Na man we stopped chillin a while ago”

by Loljokes420 January 17, 2018

Brandon

Most annoying boy in the world , with a small white duck in his pants . But he is the most sweetest boy ever . He makes girls feel special, I love you

Does Brandon is sweet ?
Yes he is

by BADASSINDIANGUY June 10, 2017

Brandon

A man with a good heart. He means well. He is good looking. Brandon's are about 6'1 in average. The sad part about being a Brandon is that they are normally players. They sleep around A LOT. AMD break a lot of hearts. Brandon's may be handsome and fine but they dont know how to treat a lady.

Dang he's a player
Yeah his name is Brandon... duh duhhhhhh

by Ppl already knowww June 1, 2019