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brandon crook

A brandon crook is when you're doing your girl from behind and fall asleep on top and inside of her
Susan: Jim got so drunk last night, we got back home and he pulled a brandon crook!
by baby_joker September 26, 2017
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Borandom

"That was borandom."
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Brandon

Coolest guy ever. Is great at video games and has a lot of friends. If you know a Brandon you are the luckiest person in the world.
Brandon.
by Hi I’m Cool December 5, 2017
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Brandon Ross

DAAAAMMMNNN!!! Brandon Ross dick big as a skyscraper!!
by SexyGirl9674809 December 11, 2017
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Brandon Bearer

Very flirtatious but absolute shit at getting the bitches. Has nuts that sag past his ankles, has to drag those fuckers around like hes walking a dog. Has a sister who just so happens to be a babe. And his dad has a juicy ass. Continues to crush on girls with the names Haylee and Mikayla but is so far unsuccessful.
Did you see that guy's nuts in that porno, he looked like Brandon Bearer.
by TommyTwoChromosomes69 December 20, 2017
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Brandon and sara

Two freinds who are retardedly in love but fucking there lives up
by Fjjxhshsjfjj jzj January 3, 2018
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Brandon morin

He is the most perfect guy you could ever meet. He has absolutely no flaws, what so ever. He is funny, caring and sweet and super adorbale. He is so lovable and honestly just the best and there r no exact words to give him a description as perfect as he is.
That guy is almost as perfect as a Brandon morin. Almost.
by Celery man January 22, 2018
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