Internet Boner

The term 'internet boner' refers to an overwhelming reaction from the interwebs to something new and shiny.
An Internet boner, occurs when an online product launch that has been over hyped pre-launch, has it's servers crushed by the demand from new users.
by acontributer September 09, 2009
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Dad boner

A man, not necessarily a father, with an intense love for a surtain interest or thing.

Could be compared to how a child likes to show their toys to everyone or a child seeing something for the first time.

It could be looking at trains driving by, big cars or thunderstorms.

Often used to describe people in the clips of "Your moms house" podcast.
*Points to a man clapping his hands as the train drives by*
- Omg Jenny, that guy has such a dad boner for trains.
by Jojopa January 25, 2022
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lowgrade boner

A symptom experienced by extended exposure to unfulfilled desires.
"Hey, what's up with Tom? He's compulsively sharpening all the pencils in the office....is he suffering from a lowgrade boner?"
by Lowbrow Thundercunt October 31, 2017
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Boner smasher

An extremely unattractive woman whose appearance causes nausea and pain.
Yesterday that boner smasher came over and I threw up in the sink.

Dang, that girl has been smashing boners since 1985.
by JBeebs10 October 12, 2013
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negative boner

instead of getting a boner you get a boner into your body or

turned off
Friend: i was with this girl last night and i got a negative boner
Other friend: cool story bro
by AsianWoveTaco February 13, 2012
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skank boner

Getting sexually aroused when in the presence of a skanky women.
Seeing her at the bar he thought she might be a hooker or stripper but as he stared at her bony body, fake tits and numerous tattoos he could feel himself getting aroused. When she pulled his head down in to her boobs then showed him her genital piercings he found himself with a huge skank boner.
by Tycho_B February 03, 2014
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film boner

film boners fall generally into two camps- the first persona is of the aspiring film 'development executive' you meet at a house party in Los Angeles who corners you to talk about film and tv and has a general star fucker quality to everything they say. They are not interested in anything but movies, tv and 'the industry'. The second persona is the hardass you see sitting in front of the film truck on a street in NYC who won't let you walk down the street because they are doing the important work of "making a movie".
Dude I'm trying to get back to my apartment but this film boner cockblocked me from walking down the street.

I went to grab a beer and this marshmallow cornered me and film bonered me into chatting up the latest Netflix series.
by ak74 October 10, 2021
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