A shit hole town in Greater Manchester famous for Peter Kay, Amir Khan and Bolton Wanderers the worst football club in England. Bolton is 90% drug addicts and if you're not an addict then you sell to the addicts. You will see regular appeals in war torn and 3rd world countries, asking for donations for the poor people of Bolton. If you drink the water in Bolton you are likely to get Hepatitis. If you are looking for something to do in Bolton you can visit Lever Street and pick up a working girl. 100% of the girls have HIV so remember to wear protection.
Guy 1: "Let's go to Bolton for the day"
Guy 2: "Sorry I'm busy hammering nails into my testicles today"
Guy 2: "Sorry I'm busy hammering nails into my testicles today"
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Jason - “You alright bruv?”
Regan - “Yeah mate I’m just bolted as fuck at the moment.”
Jason - “Yeah I can tell you’ve taken a load of MD boy.”
Regan - “Wanna get bolted with me?”
Regan - “Yeah mate I’m just bolted as fuck at the moment.”
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Regan - “Wanna get bolted with me?”
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now you may be thinking huh? but you just mention this thing from that thing you just talked about
and to that I say fuck you,
a bolt from the blue is when lighting strikes but there is a single cloud in the sky,
it one of those stupid shit that somehow happen that doesn't make sense. like "ball lighting"
which is when somehow a lighting ball is legit just walking by, it sounds fucking crazy but it true,
now you may be thinking huh? but you just mention this thing from that thing you just talked about
and to that I say fuck you,
a bolt from the blue is when lighting strikes but there is a single cloud in the sky,
it one of those stupid shit that somehow happen that doesn't make sense. like "ball lighting"
which is when somehow a lighting ball is legit just walking by, it sounds fucking crazy but it true,
yooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I just saw lighting but there ain't no cloud in the sky cuh
that a Bolt from the blue
that a Bolt from the blue
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