A shit hole town in Greater Manchester famous for Peter Kay, Amir Khan and Bolton Wanderers the worst football club in England. Bolton is 90% drug addicts and if you're not an addict then you sell to the addicts. You will see regular appeals in war torn and 3rd world countries, asking for donations for the poor people of Bolton. If you drink the water in Bolton you are likely to get Hepatitis. If you are looking for something to do in Bolton you can visit Lever Street and pick up a working girl. 100% of the girls have HIV so remember to wear protection.
Guy 1: "Let's go to Bolton for the day"
Guy 2: "Sorry I'm busy hammering nails into my testicles today"
Guy 2: "Sorry I'm busy hammering nails into my testicles today"
by northywest February 02, 2025