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Bible

The Bible is a book where you find all the religious events that have happened in the past. Some of the stories have proven to be true. Some objects from it were found and some prophecies happened or still happening. For example, in the Book of Revelations is written so many things that are happening right now. For all the atheists, just please stop making fun of christians since we literally haven't done anything wrong, we just belive in something else (if a "christian" did something wrong or forced you into his beliefs, then he has personal problems, that dosent apply to normal christian people, we are humans aswell even if we belive in something you don't). I know the bible might seem dark, but if you open your eyes thats the truth, thats the world we live in because of the sin in it, and the emptiness people have, and can't fill. The Bible is mostly misunderstood by people because they don't actually spend enough time trying to understand and take it as a joke, which makes it impossible to understand. But the small definition of the Bible is "the truth".
Normal human being: What's a bible?
Christian/anyone that knows anything about the bible: The book of truth
Normal human being: Why do you think is the truth?
Christian/whatever: Because everything in it is happening right now.
by weird guy everyone hates October 9, 2021
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The Vocal Bible

Brandy has an incredible catalogue filled with many glorious vocal moments that other singers have been attempting to duplicate for years. … And while her distinct tone is always a focal point, it’s the way she doubles her voice in the studio to create a new vocal style that is all her own.
Did you hear those stacks? Nobody layers vocals like Brandy. Some of the best I’ve heard in the music business…that woman is the vocal bible!
by Rhye Hicks July 8, 2023
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Bible

by T_T Kill_meNow June 11, 2022
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bible

used to describe a sincere appreciation and liking towards something - to the point of trusting and following it.
Oh boy, ngl that burger was kinda bible!
by long orange April 22, 2025
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Bibled

The ejaculation into a book originating from a Bible.
Ryan Bibled his maths book last night.
by stan_2019 March 10, 2022
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none of these words are in the Bible

refers to a catchphrase used on Twitter and Tumblr that labels instances of slang overload, highlighting their modern nature and reiterating that none of the words used would be in the Bible. Although the phrase has been used as a rebuttal to religious arguments as early as 2010, it wasn't used in abundance within memes until mid-2021.
"Binance buying FTX???

CZ figuratively liquidated SBF."

- man, none of these words are in the Bible.
by iwna November 8, 2022
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