moschino belt

an ugly belt for an ugly classist gutter rat.

the moschino belt is ugly claude

by thebeltisuglyclaude September 17, 2019

Asteroid Gucci belt

The first thing an alien buys after he drops his mixtape. Buckle is typically studded with space rocks.

“Zorg just released ‘Martian Sadboi’ and got straight into his rocket to go buy and Asteroid Gucci belt.”

by daltonjfk September 27, 2019

Couch Belt

Oath to thyself not to leave the couch while drinking whiskey.

I have on my couch belt or put on your couch Belt.

by PoppyReed May 31, 2018

cream belt

When you pull out right before cumming and ejaculate on her waistline in a horizontal line.

Ryan:“I was fuckin ole girl the other day and the condom popped.

Brad: “damn bro what did you do?”
Ryan:”I kept hitting that shit then I pulled out and gave her a cream belt”

by Xiaoweirdnigga April 23, 2018

orange belt

When you engage in sexual intercourse for the first time with President Trump. Must comment that his sexual prowess is as inadequate his presidency, to reach completion.

After returning from a late night at the oval office, Mike Pence returned with his orange belt.

by Techno-Anarchist January 13, 2018

anything not belted will fly

something that coach ferrick keeps screaming at people when they dont listen. Basically means put your freaking seat belt on

"ANYTHING NOT BELTED WILL FLY!!!"

by CSAT March 26, 2017

kipara belt

A hand crafted belt made by Kyree that has sentimental value

Kipara Belt- a belt consisting of a buckle from a book bag, and cord, it is to be worn for personal reasons

by PFC.Jackson April 1, 2017