Batman

Angus Ross is batman

hey angus ross is defeninlty not batman *wink wink emoji*

by notBobin November 15, 2023

Daddy Batman

When one man dresses up as Batman and his gay lover is the joker. Batman would stick a Batarang up the joker's rectum and the joker would something in my ass twice. While Daddy Batman is whipping him.

Man 1: You want to play Daddy Batman
Man 2: Sure

by PP FArt Bubble May 9, 2022

Im batman

A comeback used when you do something and your friends dont have a clue how.

John: wait you never learned how to shuffle cards? How did you do that?

Jonas: im batman

by IRllyLikeDucks July 29, 2022

Batman Goodbye

A distant relative to the Irish goodbye, the Batman goodbye is the art of leaving without a word—but only when you’re hanging out with just one other person.

It’s the same sudden, silent exit, but on a more intimate, one-on-one scale, leaving the other person wondering if you were ever really there at all.

Julian Batman goodbye’d when we were getting burgers, mid-sentence I turned around and he was gone

by Drew_knew_you October 19, 2024

Batman - Batman

Batman

Batman: I'm Batman
Guy: Ok.
Man: Ok.
Joker: Why so serious?
Man: Ok.
Joker: What's Batman - Batman?
Man: Ok.

by Jeff#4 February 24, 2025

batman wings

When one's testicles are sticking to the inner thigh

"Cory, i have some serious batman wings right now"

"You're the nastiest person i know"

by adtr160 September 1, 2017

Batman theatre

A fictional place that was made up cuz someone was high

Let’s go to the Batman theatre friend

by CeoOfSarcasm April 21, 2023