butt river

When one has a poop so sloppy it flows like that of a river

Tom Hanks was so upset by the homemade guacamole made by Meg Ryan that he went to her master bathroom and had a butt river.

by baustin52 November 8, 2012

Butt Bloat

A butt bloat is a goof. A person who is defined as a butt bloat is a loser. They suck at everything. So next time you see a person that is not a swanky coug (look it up) tell them that they’re a butt bloat and to make me a sandwich

Courtney: Man, that guy is such a butt bloat
Brooke: I know right!
Courtney: Gawd, I could go for a sandwich right now.
Brooke: I KNOW RIGHT?!?!

by ColbyBrockandRadicalRowleyFan December 5, 2019

butt strip

Term used when waxing to describe the wax applied around your anus during a Brazilian wax.

Please spread your cheeks, I'm going to do your butt strip now.

by PeaTram June 19, 2016

Butt Clog

When you a have a wad of hair in your butt crack without any explanation

Person 1: Damn I just pulled a wad of hair out of my ass

Person 2: oh no you have a butt clog
Person 1: I wonder why...

by aleelee22 June 20, 2015

Bourbon Butt

The ungodly foul stench produced upon excrement after big night drinking bourbon.

Ben: Holy shit man, I just went to the toilet and had wicked bourbon butt. I’m gona go easy on the booze for the next few weeks.
Dane: Far out bro! You have serious problems... I have never smelled such a foul odor in my life!!!!

by Big weapon April 9, 2011

butt rummage

Where your ass and the surrounding skin is stained brown.

Mary's butt rummage was out of control!

by TheRealPirateNinja April 14, 2014

butt-drive

To go furniture shopping for a comfortable sofa or chair.

We don't need help right now, we're just here to butt-drive a few chairs.

by LFJ March 2, 2006