double breasted cock gobbler

a very rare yet often found big titied woman who likes the cock in her mouth or
a man or woman who you just cant get enuff cuss words in for...

good god look at that double breasted cock gobbler!

man that fucking double breasted cock gobbling bitch!

by scott doom January 5, 2010

breasticles

saggy boobs that look like testicles; testicles as big as breasts; breasts as small as testicles

oh gross, breasticles; Wow, you've got some nice BREASTICLES

by bread infection December 28, 2005

breast brei

The white fungus that grows under a woman's breast when she is not wearing a bra and forgets to clean herself on a regular basis.

I hate the way breast brei tastes.

by Scooby May 31, 2003

breastacles

Another word for breasts, usually used by creepy or dirty minded people.

I want to stroke her breastacles.

by Sarah Setzer September 16, 2008

breast reduction

This is one of many pointless processes, such as gay pride parades, RIAA watching of file-sharing, etc.

She told me that she wanted to have a breast reduction even though she is a 32B cup, and I told her she was wasting her time.

by The Great Houdini December 8, 2004

Breasticle

A testicle which has a freckle located on it. The freckle has the resemblance of a nipple and this in turn makes the testicle have the appearance of a breast.

Frank: Yo dawg, was' up?
Mark: Not much man, just found out last night that I have a breasticle.
Frank: Daaaang!

by Zogbox October 9, 2009

Breast's

Soft puffy bags found on a woman's chest that come in a wide variety of shapes and sizes

Chad : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Michelle : Oh Chad I could kiss you all night!
Chad : Mmmm! I love kissing your neck cause I get to smell your hair!
Michelle : Oh Chad I like to use a strawberry conditioner!
Chad's Wife : Hey Chad sorry im late traffic was a bitch! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Chad : Kissing Michelle! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Chad's Wife : STOP IT! STOP IT NOW!
Chad : No Michelle wait I want to kiss your Breast's! Mmmm! Mmmm! LA! LA! LA! LA!
Chad's Wife : Why don't you ever kiss my Breast's? (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : Probably cause you don't have any! (LOL)
Chad : Yeah why don't you go grow some Breast's and leave us alone! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Michelle : Oh Chad I love when you fondle my Breast's
Chad's Wife : Why don't you ever fondle my Breast's? (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : I SAID GET LOST BITCH!
Chad's Wife : (sniff) (sniff)

by SlopNChop November 19, 2018