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Dad boner

A man, not necessarily a father, with an intense love for a surtain interest or thing.

Could be compared to how a child likes to show their toys to everyone or a child seeing something for the first time.

It could be looking at trains driving by, big cars or thunderstorms.

Often used to describe people in the clips of "Your moms house" podcast.
*Points to a man clapping his hands as the train drives by*
- Omg Jenny, that guy has such a dad boner for trains.
by Jojopa January 25, 2022
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film boner

film boners fall generally into two camps- the first persona is of the aspiring film 'development executive' you meet at a house party in Los Angeles who corners you to talk about film and tv and has a general star fucker quality to everything they say. They are not interested in anything but movies, tv and 'the industry'. The second persona is the hardass you see sitting in front of the film truck on a street in NYC who won't let you walk down the street because they are doing the important work of "making a movie".
Dude I'm trying to get back to my apartment but this film boner cockblocked me from walking down the street.

I went to grab a beer and this marshmallow cornered me and film bonered me into chatting up the latest Netflix series.
by ak74 October 10, 2021
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Church Boner

That time when u just randomly get a boner in mass and u try to hide it
"Dude I had the biggest Church Boner today wtf"
by lpm100percent April 23, 2015
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boner spark

verb- the act of gaining one's erection due to any of the five senses being positively influenced by an attractive lifeform.
by Ham Sandwiches August 25, 2005
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Hate Boner

When you lovingly hate each other. Sometimes involving the point of wanting to kiss your mortal enemy.
Hate boner (heɪt ˈboʊnər)

Person 1: fuck you

Person 2: fuck you too ;)

Person 1: I love you
Person 2: fuck you bitch
Person 1: but I'm saying something nice
Person 1: I don't care ;)
by LoliBait March 13, 2022
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skank boner

Getting sexually aroused when in the presence of a skanky women.
Seeing her at the bar he thought she might be a hooker or stripper but as he stared at her bony body, fake tits and numerous tattoos he could feel himself getting aroused. When she pulled his head down in to her boobs then showed him her genital piercings he found himself with a huge skank boner.
by Tycho_B February 2, 2014
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Boner demon

An affliction typically exhibited by young, christian males, who are made to feel guilty about their errections, or arroused states.
Jimmy! It's a sin to think about naked women! Do you want the boner demons to get you?

Sarah, you'd be stay away from Jimmy and his boner demons!
by yodawgg February 26, 2015
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