boner paws 

A strange phenomenon that only occurs when many vintage grails are in one area. The magnitude of many heaters can cause the person to have a boner, pause.

“So much heat it cause a boner paws” -1980somethingco

boner paws by Da Vintage Miner October 10, 2021

boner job 

This is a job that someone is so in love with that they get a boner every time they're doing it.

Damn, Chris has got the best boner job testing video games.

boner job by MrAutomatic September 18, 2008

boner muff 

a boner muff keeps a boner warm

My boners getting cold, I'll wear my boner muff.

boner muff by Jennifer2369 December 26, 2007

Boner License 

Someone can obtain a boner license when they have an erection in public while showing no shame.

Look at that guy and his boner...he just got his BL

wow look at that huge bulge in that guys pants...he must have just gotten his boner license

Boner License by fankstoot June 23, 2009

boner binder 

1. A binder specifically designed to hide your boner.
2. A binder or notebook you carry around specifically to hide your boner, especially a NRB.

Oh, that's the boner binder. He brings it because that's when the junior girls do yoga.

boner binder by issybelle June 21, 2010

boner alert

Massive erection forming or already formed

Her pokey nipples give me such a boner alert that between them and my prince albert we could have a wicked game of hoopla.

boner alert by A Key Tapper February 22, 2008

Boner Coaster 

This is the phenomenon that occurs when you see a ridicuously hot chick that makes you instantaneously pop wood, blow your load, pop wood, blow your load, pop wood, and so on. Similiar to the peaks and valleys one would experience on a roller coaster.

"Dude, you see that chick in the mini-skirt? I'm totally riding a boner coaster right now."

Boner Coaster by A quickdraw/ripcord production February 24, 2006