Blind Melon

You poke/remove girl's eye out, then you proceed to penetrate her in the empty eye socket. When youre almost done you pull out and finish/cum in her other (and only) eye.
(This is probably going to be a featured scene in one of Tarantino's upcoming movies)

I blind meloned Linda so bad last night, I had to buy her a guide dog the next morning.

by MC.GM.AP January 19, 2009

blind duck

Jizz in her eyes, and jizz on her feet, so she has webbed feet and is blind.

I gave her the worst blind duck ever. She couldn't even see in the morning.

by Scott Lieb November 8, 2008

blind pig

A card play in the game of Euchre, when called before the hand is delt, gives the caller the right to the next 100 wins if gone alone and achieves it.

Im going blind pig! laydown loaner.....I just won the next 100 hands automatically...game over.

by andis311 December 10, 2011

Pulling the blinds

The sexual foreplay of pulling the string on window blinds just enough to cover the window latch. Scientists still cannot answer why only women have been known to be sexually gratified by blind pulling. Greater amounts of pleasure can be experienced with newer blinds and latches that are in pristine condition. Women love to do this when they visit each other's homes.

Yesterday morning Katie woke up to the delightful surprise of Monique pulling her blinds just the way she likes them pulled.

Your gamgam pulls her blinds every morning like clockwork.

Don't you hate it when your mom comes in your room to wake you up for school by pulling your blinds?!
She got leprosy from pulling the blinds so much.

by IPeeWhenIFart June 4, 2018

Dick blind

When the dick so good you are temporarily blinded. Your vision becomes blurred.

Girl he fucked me so good I was dick blind!

by Samles December 13, 2020

blind texting

when you are texting on your phone, and hiding it from your friends, parents, teachers, etc.

I was blind texting today and spelled so many words wrong, that the recipient didn't understand the message!

by Jonathan "Johnny" Jones February 4, 2009

Blind Diamond

When Seran wrap is placed over a womens face and the portion over her mouth is cut open for penetration. Then she begins to suck your dick then you cum on her eyes hense diamond.

I ran out of seran wrap last night because I gave a blind diamond.

by Djavan July 19, 2006