bean dip 

a mexican baptsim

Pedro: hey you want to go to my sons baptism

Jonny no im not in to bean dip

Pedro:no we have salsa and chips and beer

bean dip by the randyman January 16, 2010

Bean-Farts 

After a large meal of bean soups or plain beans, you might end up farting to the point where your suficated in your own fart stench. You may get woozy and major dumpage but after about 20 - 40 minutes, the stench may drift away.

He woke up at 12:02 AM and said to his Mom "Mom. I have Bean-Farts." so his Mom walked up to him and said "ooh honey stand outside for a second you smell really bad. After take a shower."

Bean-Farts by buttmonkey5678 July 28, 2009

Bean Poppin’ 

Female masturbation. May also refer to two females that mutually fap each other to organic bliss or grind their beans in a hot, wet scissor.

Rachel and Ashley were bean poppin’ last night.

I could hear Rachel bean poppin’ in the bathtub.

Bean Poppin’ by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018

Bean stain 

Generally a scruffy bastard who likes to drink carling and shout rather than speak normally. Usually wearing unwashed white t shirts with various stains down the front including beans and gravy .
The average iq is roughly 85 and understanding them especially after 20 cans of carling is challenging especially when they deploy the bin man voice .
Their topics of conversation range from pints of carling how many birds they’ve ‘shagged’ and how hard they are .

Levels of bean stains range from corale beans to Heinz beans .

Look at that bean stain over there I wonder if ll be waking the neighbours up at 3am with is bin man voice

Bean stain by Listenup94 August 26, 2019

bean spreaner 

using ppbizon to spray some beans at the terrorists. hold w and only w

"I'm buying the bean spreaner this round. We automatically win"

bean spreaner by colognew December 5, 2021

bean burrito bomb 

Supplies: 1-Large tortilla shell, diarrhea or big poop, cheese moldy preferred, microwave (probably one that is going to get thrown away), 3 person sling shot. Steps lay out tortilla shell and lay a meaty scud monkey where the meat would be, sprinkle the zesty molded cheese on the turd and microwave for 1:00 min or until cheese on turd is melted and crisssssspy, then grab 2 friends to aid in this epicness, load the bean rito Im the cockpit of the 3 person slingshot of doom and let it go right in the victims cock sucker! (way better if their sleeping)

Codak: dude it was hilarious when we slapped Justen in the face with that bean burrito bomb!

James: HELL YEA! He still smells like stinky shit rito!

bean burrito bomb by turd burgler6969 April 4, 2010

bean boots 

Boots made of rubber and leather. They originated as hiking boots in Maine. Have become stylish in a preppy way. Commonly worn by rich W.A.S.P people in the north east united states and also in the south. To be seen wearing them is sort of an "old money" statement, as they can be seen worn around the boarding schools (Exeter, Andover, St. Pauls) and private colleges of new england, (ie. Williams, Middlebury, Trinity College) in the colder or muddier parts of the year.

"What kind of boots are those?"
"Bean Boots"
"Huh, I've never seen them before."
"Yeah, I would imagine you haven't, you're not rich, your not a WASP, your not from new england, and you've probably never heard of the NESCAC."

bean boots by johnnyfromnewhampshire February 8, 2010