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bashing

Cruising, Parking, or otherwise just being on Wabash Avenue in Terre Haute, IN on a Friday or Saturday night because, as a dirty Hautian, you have nothing better to do.
Question: "Dude, did you go bashing last Friday?"
Answer: "No, I had to take my sister on a date."
by Allen Jonson July 12, 2006
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basting

the act of shooting heroin up the rectum with a turkey baster
"hey, i caught franz basting last night"
by matt December 24, 2003
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bating

The art of luring pedophiles to contact you on instant messenger under the illusion that you are a 12 year old girl. Then you fuck with them as unmercifully as possible. (source: Doug Stanhope)
Bating is the perfect thing to do on a saturday night
by Champdelachamp November 17, 2006
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free basting

to put cocain in a blunt to smoke with trees.
"instead of smoking a lacee, they freebasted."
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emo bashing

A form of discrimination. Beating or harming an individual for their choices in how they dress. (Usually wearing black)
Attacking an "Emo" kid for no reason emo bashing
by TotalFreakGirl December 30, 2008
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Baking bread

The method used when facing ED, much like a natural viagra. In most cases, baking the bread is applied when an individual is intoxicated. The theory states that when an individual is unable to get a boner, he places his soft serve weiner into a girls vagina. The vag acts like an oven and when a doughy d mixes with the vag juice in the warm oven and causes the weiner to get hard. A female mouth, or in a bernie's case a male mouth, can also be used to 'bake the bread.' This theory battles Einsteins theory of relativety as the most significant theory in history. It will not hold with anal sex though... would bread rise in a smell refrigerator?
Mateo: Yo, I got my D dubs last night
delmar: Not a chance, I saw you in the bar last night and you were plastered. There is no way you boned
Mateo: Dude, I was Baking bread, works every time
delmar: mmm yeasty
by allstarme November 9, 2007
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ball bashing mother fucking bastard

someone who squashes sandwiches
girl1: u ball bashing mother fucking bastard
girl2: wat?
girl1: u squashed my sandwiches!
girl2: sorry, forgive me
by simple immortality November 11, 2006
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