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ballet

1. The quantity of muscles divided by body size.

2. A series of rigorous activities to build huge muscles on tiny people.
Most people are bad at ballet.

I often wish I was better at ballet. Or had more ballet. Or however you grammarize it.

Look at that dude, he has a high ballet.
by fmtk8 March 1, 2018
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Baller

Baller .. Typically a hardcore motherfucker that has made it by hard graft. Looks after those around him despite hardcore adversity.. typically A J CHesworth .
Ajc is a baller motherfucker he’s flying first class all the way baby .. drinking verve like a mofo at 30,000 ft boi
by Adoubledot December 4, 2019
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Ballerina Barker Bowl

This is a form of puppy play that is much more ritualistic and has a surprise ending. This is all about control and humiliation of the puppy sub. The sub is usually naked and the dom either is wearing standard dominatrix gear or something with a canine reference such as a Cruella de Vil costume.

It starts with dom having the puppy sub sit on the floor, at attention. The dom then places a bib on the puppy (this is a move taken from adult baby play). The puppy is preferably on a collar and leash.

While still sitting on the floor, the dom then empties a can of spaghetti (the long noodles) in to a dog's food dish or other suitable bowl. The dom proceeds to cut the spaghetti into bite sized pieces for the puppy (another maneuver taken from adult baby play). The dom then cleans the puppy's face with the bib.

The puppy is then fed the bowl of food. Afterwards, the puppy may be offered a bowl of water to cleanse the pallet for the surprise ending. The puppy at this point may be walked around or otherwise played with. The puppy is then lead onto a drop cloth, outside, into a tub, or shower.

The dom then will urinate on the puppy.Ideally the puppy will take the urine orally, like a dog lapping water from a hose in the yard. At this point, the scene has basically ended and the puppy will clean up for their next BDSM scene.
He has to wash up before the next BDSM scene, as he is all sticky from his mistress giving him a Ballerina Barker Bowl.
by Arch Bagger December 12, 2019
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Ballerboy611

Ballerboy611 other wise known as "baller" he was kind of a sped at first then he became the MCMP PM in the marine corps, That is how his sorry ass got known. Then he stays at that position for a good month or two then later becomes the DPMG for 2 seconds then gets demoted to MP SEA (that literally nobody cares about) and gets invited by bmh04 to become the SMMC. He stays as SMMC for a good month in a half and gets fired for being "childish" and ever since then pqpex and his buddy JFKpart will never un blacklist the poor man ever again :(
"Ballerboy611 get your ass back here right now!"
by crack_head_next_door December 26, 2020
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Ballet

Paying someone lots of money to torture you
Bertha: do you like pina coladas?
Gary: getting caught in the rain
Ballet: if you’re not into yoga
Bob: if you have half a brain
by Ksnshsusnjskejsvve July 14, 2021
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balled yo ass

A balled yo ass is when 1 partner insert his testicles into another partner's anus and it's mostly happens when your testicles are too squishy and wet to squish into her tight shit hole.
Guy: Damn i cummed all over my balls! I bet it will fit in her ass aswell
Girl: honey, why does it feels squishy inside
Guy: uh you know...
Girl: wait dont pop it or ill pregnant in less than 1 seconds of my life
Guy: sorry but I just ball balled yo ass!
The next 2 seconds
Guy's friend: yo bro ive never seen your wife is she ok?
Guy: uhh i just balled her ass and it popped like a tsar bomb so hard her pee hole stuck on the centre of my dick like a wedding ring and balls in her ass aswell.
Guy's friend: That's so fucking sexy how is she?
Guy: She died of too much sexual pleasure and i fuck her 72 hours a week
Like a fucking flesh doll
Guy friend's:can i use her aswell cus she's dead so nothing wrong with cheating right?
Guy: ye sure but make sure to balled her ass and makes fart and disgusting sounds while recording ok.
Guy's friend: ok ill try it out with a laxatives on my balls just so she can created the worst 72 hours diarrhea in the world till my balls turned into a kinder egg chocolate eggs.
by Caillou the anoying brat November 22, 2022
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