From Alaska to Moscow

An American idiom for when something is so big, it could cross the Atlantic Ocean.

His dick was from Alaska to Moscow.

by Superi0rM4n March 11, 2019

The Alaskan Mailman

When you take viagra, stick your dick in the freezer to make it cold, and start suprise fucking while yelling "mails here!"

My bf tried doing "The Alaskan Mailman" but he left his dick in for to long and got frostbite.

by HesitantBubble July 19, 2021

Take it easy, Atlas

What you tell some douche who's trying to dump his burden on you.

1st guy: "None of this would have happened to me if you hadn't started that shit."

2nd guy: "Take it easy, Atlas, or I'll kick your knee out from under you and then you'll have the weight of the world on your head!"

by jamie's friend January 7, 2011

Alaskan Roofie

When you hit a girl in the head at a party to knock her out before hooking up with her.

"I might give Suzy an Alaskan roofie at the party tonight and throw her on the back of the dog sled for the ride back out of Juneau."

by Tim Limowitz November 10, 2007

Alaskan Firedragon

An Alaskan Firedragon is NOT a sexual act. The sexual act the other alaskan firedragon definitions are refering to is an alabama firedragon. The Alaskan Firedragon is a dragon native to Alaska.

My pet Alaskan Firedragon is gunna eat all u crackas that claim the A.F. is a sexual act. Morons.

by [e-mail] December 24, 2007

Alaskan Hot Dog

When a girl uses a hot dog or any food shaped like a shlong as a dildo and then grills it and serves it on a bun to an unsuspecting person.

Peter: Gosh Linda this hot dog sure is good! Where did you get it from?

Linda: Its an Alaskan Hot dog, My vagina beotchhhh

Peter: what?

Linda: .....Oh just Publix

by Patty cakesss March 13, 2011

Alaskan Blow

When a guy and a girl give each other blowjobs in the snow. sometimes adding snow in each others mouths.

Dude, Me and Stacy did an Alaskan Blow lastnight. im still unthawing my dick!

by bawkface. December 13, 2010