Skirt alert 🚨

Slang. It’s when it’s really windy and women have to hold onto their skirts.

Man: It’s really windy today. Woman: skirt alert 🚨 What’s a skirt alert? When it’s ready windy us women have to hold onto our skirts so they don’t blow away.

by B-rizzle March 14, 2019

peanut allergy

people who have peanut allergies are losers.

Peanut allergy occurs when your immune system mistakenly identifies peanut proteins as something harmful. Direct or indirect contact with peanuts causes your immune system to release symptom-causing chemicals into your bloodstream. Exposure to peanuts can occur in various ways: Direct contact.

by kennedy.maze July 3, 2023

Six Strikes Copyright Alert System

When the MPAA(Motion Picture Association of America) and RIAA(Recording Industry Association of America) decided that a free open internet was the thing of the past and coordinated with ISP providers: Comcast, Verizon, Cablevision, Time Warner Cable, AT&T and others to act as Big Brother on your internet downloads.

Arthur: I just illegally downloaded the new Batman movie from Torrents and it looks amazing.

Greg: Dude your ISP Cablevision is going to slow down your bandwidth or terminate your account if you keep that up.

Arthur: Why?

Greg: Haven't your hear of the Six Strikes Copyright Alert System that allows your internet provider to monitor your downloads?

by Concerned User July 3, 2014

Horny nigga alert

When the nigga "boy or girl" is super horny and it is cautious all you have to do is call out "HORNY NIGGAS ALERT" and know everyone that is around your area can stay safe from the horny zone

"Oh shit" says the nigga next to a horny nigga "HORNY NIGGA ALERT" says the nigga who wants everyone to be aware.

by Sugary Cookies March 1, 2021

P-Tertiary-butylphenol formaldehyde resin allergy

Some crazy shit that an Isenhart clan member invented to avoid manual labor along with cardboard. It is commonly the result of too much crazy hippy crack inhalation.

Damn Nancy, you just don't ever want to help out because of your P-Tertiary-butylphenol formaldehyde resin allergy.

by orange_cone July 10, 2010

I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex.

It's when someone is coming on to you, that does not currently, nor ever will have a shred of a chance.

Guy/Girl: Your so Handsome/Pretty...
Response: Well I'll have you know, that I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex...

by 69hysteria87 October 10, 2019

Steve Adler

Steve adler is a queer heroine addict.When he left Guns N Roses they deinately found a much better sound.His absense is the best thing to happen to the band.Think he is mopping floors somewhere or giving head for heroine.

GNR minus Steve Adler equals Use Your Illusion.

by Adler basher March 1, 2009