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dick ham

Me: “Dick ham”
Friend: “the fuck
by Donald Baudelaire January 31, 2022
mugGet the dick hammug.

puff ham

When a female performs oral sex on a male, it is known as "puffing ham"

Puffing hammer has been around since the late 1900's, weather or not you enjoy having your hammer puffed reflects highly on how dope you are. If you come off as dope a bitch may just puff your hammer.
Man that Bitch can puff ham like a champion hammer puffer for real.
by Big_daddy_neeps October 3, 2011
mugGet the puff hammug.

mammy hams

The naked thighs of a larger built old woman.
“Damn did you see those mammy hams
by Ham_chaser August 11, 2019
mugGet the mammy hamsmug.

ham walls

A honey-baked ham coochie- a creamy bitch/a chick with juicy pussy

Ham walletroast beef curtainssquirterpink taco
That bitch got the ham walls, be havin a nigga weak
by shna2shrp September 13, 2016
mugGet the ham wallsmug.

west ham

the best club in london. undeniable. better than arsenal,spurs and chelsea scum. in a european final and will probably win it. COYI
british lad: oi mate what team do u support
2nd british lad: west ham
british lad runs away
by rozlarrr June 4, 2023
mugGet the west hammug.

ham/vag

filesystem description for defining the lower regional area of Ham's subspace. All who enter here are never to return.
goddamn, thats another friend i lost to the ham/vag
by hodebbwuagh June 19, 2010
mugGet the ham/vagmug.

Season the Ham

V. Masturbation, especially where it applies to females. For women of color, use Roast Beef in place of "Ham"

Etymology - Derived from the vigorous rubbing (seasoning) of the "ham curtains".
by wfgqwf March 1, 2011
mugGet the Season the Hammug.

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