samoan drive-by

a sucker punched delivered from a slow moving car, usually by a large person of polynesian decent.

Jimmy got that nasty shiner in a samoan drive-by when some SOS looking gangsters rolled up

by Gaggle Kang November 12, 2020

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Last Drive

A drive in which a depressed person usually a doomer drives before committing suicide. While on the drive the person will play an assortment of doomer music playlists and will ultimately commit suicide at a later point not while driving. The drive will always take place at night as to fit the lifestyle of the doomer.

"Thanks man I'm going to put this in my last drive playlist"
"Time for the last drive its been a good one"

by car driver November 16, 2020

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Drive-by Puritan

Someone bereft of any genuine integrity, but who is perpetually offended, while trying to prove their superior morality and character on each topic, before moving quickly onto the next issue to be outraged about. A genuinely pathetic individual.

This guy is outraged by pretty much anything and he’s so sanctimonious. He’s a drive-by Puritan of the highest order.

by Colonel. SJC July 12, 2020

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Turpin Drive

A neighborhood in Richmond, Kentucky built in the 1970’s, known for drug activity, gang activity and violence. This neighborhood is traditionally controlled by the Hoover Crips (or Hoover Criminals).

My friend got robbed yesterday on Turpin Drive

by User2184930 July 31, 2020

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Drive by Blowjob

A Drive by Blowjob is a blowjob that is given out of nowhere and comes without any further sexual expectation. A woman will randomly walk up to her husband and blow him.

I gave my boyfriend a Drive by Blowjob when he was rearranging the bookshelf.

by @mrkulci September 11, 2020

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